Catfight Resort

Tales from the ‘Catfight Resort’

Somewhere on a stretch of sandy, semi-secluded beach, at an undisclosed location in sunny Southern California, stands a luxurious, exclusive resort hotel that caters to the most influential of the Hollywood elite in every way most other luxury resorts do when someone famous comes to visit. But here, there is one more way that actresses are catered to that they wouldn't find in any other vacation resort in the entire world. Inside, hotel guests enjoy the prized privilege of anonymity so that they can indulge in the kind of hedonistic pleasures you don't talk about at your average awards banquet, certain their privacy won't be violated by talkative staff or other guests revealing what they see or hear. Who would believe it? For that matter, who would mention this place without running the risk of tarnishing their own reputation? Since the 1930's, women of the entertainment industry have basked on the beach or by the pool, slathered themselves in the mud baths, steamed in the sauna, worked out in a private gym or generally relaxed as they indulged every whim in complete and total privacy.

In addition to indulging their bodies in the more traditional ways, many actresses and singers who vacation here take their indulgence a step further, this being one of the few places; short of their luxury mansions; where they could get away with doing so out in the open. In many occasions when actresses or singers who shared choice words in magazines should be vacationing here, rivalries and jealousies invariably get settled out of the pubic eye, away from unwelcome interference such as paparazzi, prying media and nosy studio executives. Many personalities staying here actually put their bodies on the line, physically matching themselves against their rivals in brutal knock-down-drag-outs, savage catfights, strength-sapping crush wars, lust-driven sexfights and a variety of grueling physical competition. What you may expect to discover here are the only full, complete and accurate portrayals of just a few of the many such events that occurred behind high walls and guarded doors at what has (secretly) become known throughout Tinseltown as the "Catfight Resort!"

#1 - Alyssa Milano-Reese Witherspoon vs. Jennifer Aniston-Courtney Cox

#2 - Heather Graham vs. Ali Larter

#3 - TV Moms-Daughters: The Malloys (Nikki Cox-Stephanie Hodge) vs. The Bundys (Katey Sagal-Christina Applegate)

#4 - Christina Applegate vs. Tori Spelling

#5 - Jaclyn Smith vs. Gena Lee Nolin

#6 - Lola Corwin vs. Dominique Swain

#7 - Jennifer Love Hewitt vs. Tara Reid

#8 Pt.1 - We Aren't Out to Pasture Yet! (Cox-Fairchild + Aniston-O'Mara + Locklear-Collins)

#8 Pt.2 - We Aren't Out to Pasture Yet! (Welch/Anderson, Thiessen/Gifford, Principal/Bleeth)

#8 Pt.3 - We Aren't Out to Pasture Yet! (6 woman free-for-all)

#9 - Alyssa Milano-Reese Witherspoon vs. Salma Hayek-Britney Spears

#10 - Alyssa Milano-Reese Witherspoon vs. Nikki Cox-Morgan Fairchild (+ Britney Spears-Christina Ricci) [THREE Parts!]