"Well, it sure isn't YOU, Welch," Kathie Lee shouted across the room as she tossed her envelope on the table.

Morgan Fairchild tossed hers on the small table as well and snarled, "And everyone here sure knows it isn't YOU Kathie Lee. You arrogant bitch!" the beautiful blonde sneered as she took a step toward the ex-talk show host.

"Better watch that mouth of yours, Morgan," Joan Collins sniped. "I eat blondes for lunch," Joan purred as she stepped toward Morgan, stopped less than a foot away and angrily slammed her envelope down on the table.

"Yeah that's right," Kate O'Mara rasped with a condescending grin. "I HAVE heard you eat blondes for lunch. Specifically, I'm curious about how little Miss Heather Locklear tasted you old dyke! You picked all her pubic hairs out of your teeth yet?"

"Wh....why you bitch!" Joan screamed as she lunged at Kate, grabbed her hair and yanked her off balance.

"AIEEEEE!" Kate screamed but she also buried her fingers in Joan's raven black hair. This caused another shrill scream which was followed by an agonized groan as Morgan's scalp also exploded in fiery pain when Kathie Lee grabbed her by the hair! The beautiful blonde twisted and grabbed Kathie Lee's arm, then drove her fist deep into Kathie Lee's stomach.

"Uhhhhhh...." The erotic battle had begun.

Soon there would be only five, then four, then three, then two and eventually, only one....the ultimate victor!

"Yeah get her, scratch her eyes out! Pull her hair, shred her gown...maul that breast. Alright, it's two against one, that's good. Let her have it!" Raquel watched the wildly erotic contest intently, waiting patiently. She licked her luscious lips as she felt a delicious warmth flooding through her gorgeous body as she watched, and listened with delight, to the erotic sights and sounds of four beautiful women engaged in the ultimate catfight free-for-all.

"How's that feel Miss Priss, huh?" Morgan rasped as she buried her fingers deep into the doubled over Kathie Lee's hair.

THUD. "Uhhhh..." Kate groaned as Joan Collins fired a solid punch into her jaw snapping her head back. She delivered a fast forearm smash across Kate's chest and pushed her hard out of the way. She had one goal-to nail Morgan.

"Aieeeee!" Morgan screamed as Joan grabbed her by the hair-pulled her away from Kathie Lee-Kathie Lee bellowed a painful protest, "Let go of my hair you blonde bitch" a command that Morgan obeyed, but definitely not by choice. "I'm gonna kill you-you stupid blonde slut!" Joan snarled as she grabbed the front of Morgan's dress and yanked down...RIPPPPP! The silky fabric tore easily-Uhhhhhh-Kathie Lee grabbed the blonde around the neck jerked her head back and skillfully unsnapped her bra-"Yeah-strip her Joan!" she hissed-the beautiful bra had barely released its lovely twin treasures when Kathie Lee latched onto Morgan's firm right breast. Joan fired a punch square into the blondes left pleasure mound.

"Hey-two against one's just not fair, even for you Joan-play fair girls!" Kate snapped as she slammed her fist hard into Kathie Lee's lower back. She giggled upon hearing a loud groan, grabbed the back of her new opponents gown and ripped down. Strong as the gown was, it finally gave in to the angry tearing fingers and Kate tore it clean down to its owners waist.

"Aaaaawckk! My gown, my lovely gown...you bitch!" Kathie Lee screamed.

"Nice, how very, very, nice. The contest is proceeding quite well," Raquel mused, her face all smiles as she watched Kathie Lee's face turn beet red. She looked quite hot in her torn evening gown and her plunging sheer black lace bra. Kathie Lee lunged, Kate sidestepped, her long beautiful leg flashed out and upwards. A vicious hairpull and Kathie Lee flew towards the door, tripped and smacked her head into a small stand knocking it over. "How very lucky for Kate," Raquel thought. She knew Kathie Lee was one helluva fighter and was either having a really bad day or Kate was having a very good one...or maybe, just maybe, Tiffany took a bit out of her earlier.

"Aieeee!" SLAP! "Uhhh..." SLAP! "Ahhh!" SLAP! "Yieeee!" Morgan’s shrill screams and high-pitched moans were music to the angry Joan Collins' ears as she slapped her blonde rival over and over, sending her staggering back.'

"Whoaaa!" THUD! "Watch where you're going honey," Kate shouted as Morgan crashed into her.

Kate angrily grabbed a flailing arm, twisted it painfully behind Morgan's back.

"Yeah Kate, you're good for something! Hold her!" Joan ordered as she reached for Morgan's lose bra.

"Nooooo...please!" frightened panicked pleas went unanswered as the brunette 'Queen of Mean' tore the beautiful blondes bra off, cupped her full breasts and began to twist, pinch and maul her lovely captives beautiful breasts and stiff erect pink nipples. Kate wrapped a long arm around Morgan's neck, applied pressure; soon the thrashing squirming squealing blonde grew quiet, went limp.

"You can release her now stupid," Joan snipped and released Morgan, letting her slide to the floor.

"Why you foul-mouthed rude mean bitch," Kate snarled. "Lets have it out right NOW!"

She stepped forward swinging. Her first punch missed the intended target but her second slammed into Joan's cheek knocking her backward.

"Awcccrkkkk!" Kate's loud bellow was one of surprise and protest as two strong hands grabbed her; one yanking her hair as the other tugged at her dress.

"Remember me? Lets dance," Kathie Lee was back and mad as hell.

"Please...later...please...I wanna get her and get her good. We've waited soooooo long!"

Kathie Lee brought her arm down incredibly, deliberately, slow. The punch could have taken Kate's lovely head off but she knew what it was like to wait for a longgggggg time for appropriate catfight vengeance since she'd experienced that same feeling regarding some of her own opponents.

"Welllllll...all right" she said reluctantly, then leaned forward and whispered something into Kate's ear. Kate listened intently then smiled, "OK, if you want to. The more the merrier."

Kate took several steps forward, her beautiful eyes sparkling with mucho gusto mischief, chuck full of catfight lust. She gazed at the beautiful Joan Collins picking herself up. Across the room a beautiful lionness (Raquel Welch) watched with delicious anticipation. This was getting good; one beautiful blonde had bitten the dust...it could only get better.

"It's time we settled our long-time differences, OK Joanie dear?" Kate snipped as she moved in close to her long-time rival.

The two had a history of rivalry, jealousy, admiration and down-right nasty hatred that went back decades. The rivalry hit its high point during the "Dynasty" soap opera days and it was to have its grand finale in a few second.

"I'm the best...the best in intelligence, the best in beauty, and the BEST CATFIGHTER and now you and everybody will know it," Joan boasted as she slipped out of her heels. Kate had already lost hers. The two began to circle each other stealthily, cautiously, they raised their hands angrily, bending their fingers into long sexy claws, contorting their beautiful faces into snarls as they sparred verbally with threats, curses, and promises of total destruction and humiliation.

"Grawrrrrl!" The war cry was half growl half shriek. Kate, startled by its ferocity jumped-half-recovered as a sledgehammer fist slammed against her ribs.

"Yieeeee!" A hard knee slammed into her crotch and, groaning, she was slammed back into the floor; her long legs kicked out, spread wide as long, angry, ripping fingers attacked her hair viciously.

"Fight,Kate,fight!" Kathie Lee's words seemed to be echoing off the downed beauties eardrums.

"Such nice small firm titties," Joan rasped as her fingers latched onto Kate's left breast digging through the gowns sheer thin fabric.

"You don't have a prayer against me you tall OLD bag of bones," Joan snarled. Adrenaline rush due to dreaded words "OLD" and "BAG OF BONES" phrase launched backup power for intense attack.

"Arggggggh!” Joan moaned as she felt her rival rocket into action; she found herself flying through the air, courtesy one angry "old bag-of-bones" Kate deliver the mightiest buck and pelvic thrust in her young lifetime. Kate was on her feet in a split second, firing a kick to her rivals ribs, slammed her foot down hard into Joan's back. Whompppp-Kate landed hard on her lower back, reached up and grabbed Joan's chin-yanked back hard applying slow firm pressure.

"Got a good chiropractor, Joan sweetie?"

"Uhhhhhh...ahhhh! Let go you stupid bitch...let me go NOW!" Joan, so used to giving orders had no sense of appropriate timing of orders...well, not yet, anyway!

"Like to mess with other women's boobs huh? So do I!" Kate snarled as she grabbed the front of Joan's dress and ripped downward-"Nice bra, good support, ahhh front clasp, lets unload..."

"NOOOOOOOO! Pleaseeee..."

"Oh, I see! If I had such a pair I'd beg to keep em covered too," Kate snickered.

She reached in and scooped the firm right breast up, pinched the stiffening nipple hard.

"Aiiiiiieee!" Joan screamed, squirmed.

Kate looked over at Raquel who was all smiles, then glanced at Kathie Lee who was standing a few feet away, smiling, licking her lips. "Damn you, let me go, you'll be sorry Kate...very very sorry!"

"Really, looks like you're the sorry one. Stand up so I can strip you naked Joan honey.' Kate twisted Joan's nipple, yanked her hair hard, then jumped up, she watched the beautiful brunette get up, fumbling with her bra.

"Figured you'd wanna hide 'em again," Kate laughed as she glanced a look at the amused Kathie Lee.

"Whumpppp...Uhhhhh!" THUD! "Opfhhhhh!" Kate sucked air as the first fist slammed into her naval, the second said a rude hello to her jaw.

"Should know me by now, you stupid, stupid slut, I fight DIRTY." Kate grabbed frantically for Joan's hair. RIPPPPPP! Joan was tearing at the back of her gown. "May I?" The words brought a glimpse of hope to Kate, more than a glimpse of terror to Joan. Kathie Lee didn't wait for the answer since Kate had already given her more than enough welcome earlier. Joan screamed as her head was jerked back via her hair.

WHACCCCK! A hard backhand forced the unwanted release of Kate as Joan staggered back.

"So you like to strip your rivals, you know I do too," Kathie Lee taunted her new toy with several slaps, a few good grabs and hard pulls; the entire gown ripped to shreds, dropped to the screaming brunettes feet. Quickly recovering due to the screams of her nasty opponent Kate moved in-together-working like a perfectly synchronized catfight duo they worked over Joan, pulling her hair, slapping her beautiful face, landing punch after punch, taking turns holding her, mauling her breasts, then tore off her stockings and garters. "Nooooo-stop it please-you win Kate-and you too Kathie Lee-you are the best-pleaseeee stoppppp!" Kathie Lee grabbed Joan in a full nelson-leaned backwards forcing her beautiful chest out.

"Noooooo, Kate, please...not my boobs!"

Kate slapped , punched squeezed and twisted Joan's beautiful breasts, tweaked pulled and pinched her stiff nipples, then slowly slid her hand down her abs into her panties.

Shrieks filled the small room, so loud that Morgan began to moan. She seemed to be completely out though, all except the moaning; Raquel watched the action breathlessly.

"AIEEEEEEE!" Joan screamed in agony.

"GOTCHA!" Kate snarled with a glee holding up a handful of dark pubic hair. A solid punch to Joan's chin...one blonde out, now one brunette, only four to go!

BAM-BAM-BAM. "Hey let me in, what's going on in there, have you started without me?"

The angry yells, the pounding on the door startled Kathie Lee and Kate. They dropped Joan on the floor like a wet noodle (a very sexy wet noodle), unconscious.

"What lousy timing!" the two lovely angry excited Amazons said simultaneously. Both felt frustrated, they both had specific definite plans, all worked out how the rest of the contest was going down. And it didn't include a way-too-late Victoria Principal!

"Don't unlock the door!" Kathie Lee snarled

"But I have too, its in the rules," Kate answered as she reached for the lock.

"Let her in and you'll deal with me, you wanna do that?" Kathie Lee countered.

"If I have to I will, you've got a big mouth but I think you're mostly hot air," Kate hissed as she opened the door.

"Get your ass in here, Victoria, so nice of you to drop by," Victoria screamed as Kate grabbed a handful of her wet hair and jerked her into the room.

"Ouchhhh, stop it, that hurts, let go," Victoria yelped.

"Why Vickie dear, so nice of you to drop in-this'll teach you to be late," Kathie Lee smashed her fist hard into the ex-soap opera actresses' stomach.

"Lets make fast work of her Kate, agreed?" Kathie Lee shouted.

Kate nodded her agreement as she sunk two quick blows into Victoria's ribs.

"What? Make quick work of me! What the hell is going on here, OUCH!" Victoria angrily tried to block the fast incoming slaps and punches as she twisted furiously, slammed an elbow into Kate's left breast and shot a hard kick into Kathie Lee's shin.

Both yelped in pain and took a step back. Victoria took a quick survey of the room; Morgan lay unconscious, gosh what a beautiful body. Joan who was wearing only a torn pair of black panties. "OW, that had to have hurt bad" she winced as she note the embarrassing bald spot. She looked over at Raquel, "What are you doing way over there, keeping score? And why the hell are you laughing, are you laughing at me? You'd better stop that," Victoria quickly figured out that there must have been a big disagreement. One of the three-probably Raquel or Kathie Lee-had started or orchestrated it.

"Here, read your stupid envelope. Did you beat your little bitch up?" Kate said as she handed the envelope to Victoria who rubbed her sore stomach and ribs as shecautiously backed up and tore the envelope open. She read quickly, keeping one eye on the two women who were more than eager to take her out.

"Well, this'll be easy, I'm the best, no contest," she snipped as she tossed the letter at Kathie Lee, spun sideways and fired a kick at Kate's crotch; Kate turned taking the blow to her hip instead. She yelped and Kathie Lee swatted the airborne envelope out of her way just in time to duck a fast incoming fist. She returned the punch but Victoria blocked although Kate crouched low, zipped in and drilled a punch to Victoria's left breast making her scream in pain. Kathie Lee grabbed for a shoulder strap, jerked it down hard, exposing the large heavy milky white breast. Kate's fingers acknowledged the luscious jugs presence as they latched on and dug in deep.

"She's gonna be fun," Kathie Lee snickered as she grabbed a handful of Victoria's beautiful hair.

WHOMPPP! The powerful headbutt snapped Kathie Lee's head back, her vision instantly blurred, her ears exploded from the Kate's loud scream. Victoria fired a low punch straight into her crotch.

"I never go down, let alone go down easy," Victoria shouted as she smashed her heel down hard into the top of Kathie Lee's foot. As Kathie Lee howled, Victoria reached up and grabbed the busty ex-talk show hosts full bra-clad breasts and squeezed.

"ARGGGGH! Let go, not my boobs please" Kathie Lee moaned her eyes filling with tears.

Kathie Lee blinked several times trying to make out the approaching figure, a smile tugged at her pained frown, Kate's eyes got big as saucers as she rubbed her sore crotch.

"Time for me to come out and play," the lusty energetic voice. Victoria's agonized groan, Kate's giggle, and the sudden release of sharp talons from her firm beautiful breasts, all combined to fill Kathie Lee with more than a bit of happiness and relief.

"Uhhhhhh...," the groan was barely audible. Victoria's lower back and left side exploded with anguish, two steel cables encircled her waist, firm twin mounds pressed against her back and she felt herself rudely yanked away from her unhappy captive.

"Ohhhhhh!" she screamed as she lost her balance and tumbled to her hands and knees. She looked up to see an angry furious but oh so beautiful Raquel Welch standing above her, leaning down, her full firm breasts bulging out of the front of her tight low-cut dress.

"Wanna re-harness the big puppy before I pound you senseless, Miss Victoria?" Raquel snarled. A titter of laughter broke the silence a few feet behind her. Kathie Lee and Kate still licking their wounds were watching with eager anticipation, both hated each woman but both wanted Victoria to suffer worse. They giggled again as Victoria put her luscious breast back into confinement and adjusted her swimsuit for maximum modesty.

"This is gonna be great," Kate said.

"I should pound you now so you can't watch it, but I wanna see it too, then I'll kill you," Kathie Lee warned.

"Oh, I'm sooooooo scared you couldn't even handle Tiffany and you let Victoria get away," Kate taunted and sawKathie Lee's face morph into an angry snarl. She gave her the finger, then turned to watch Raquel and Victoria who were circling each other, two strong beautiful angry beauties, one in a sexy one-piece mega-cleavage revealing bathing suit, the other in the sexiest dress ever to grace feminine curves.

"Yeiahhhhh!" Victoria shouted and lunged but her reflexes of a jungle cat were slowwwwww compared to Raquel's. She sidestepped the last second and fired a hard kick to Victoria's backside as she flew past, sending her tits plowing into the carpet a few feet from the large bed.

"Get your big slow fat-ass up, Vickie, honey," Raquel taunted.

Victoria slowly got up, her upper chest a light pink due to the carpet burn, her face the same hue due to anger and embarrassment. Victoria curled her fingers into fists, raised them to do battle.

"Oh, wanna box, that's good," Raquel cackled as she raised her dukes.

"She's good," Kathie Lee observed as the fists began to fly.

"Which one?" Kate asked. "OHHHHHH"

Both contenders started out well, but within a minute Victoria took control taking advantage of her long reach, her power, her weight. She snapped Raquel's head back with a solid snap, Raquel groaned, shook her head, her legs started to wobble.

"Time to finish her, move in fast, now" Victoria's mind raced. "This is easy..."

WHOOOSH. "Uhhhhh...uhhhhh...NOOOOOOO!"

Raquel, savvy experienced catfighter-yes; actress-OH YES. That fake wobble, the fake injury, Victoria was quickly paying the price for "buying it" as fist after hard fist slammed into her stomach and ribs. No faking her wobbly weak-kneed legs. The tall beautiful busty woman's knees buckled. Raquel grabbed one shoulder strap, pulled it off her shoulders and then down hard, the lovely breast bounced free and hard knuckles flattened the beautiful firm mound! Another punch coming in low slammed into the underside of the other beautifully encased breast, knocking it clear up and out of the suit. Victoria uttered two pained bellows as she dropped to her knees. Raquel slipped behind her grabbed her by the hair, dropped to her knees and jerked her topless rival backwards executing a beautiful sexy backbreaker.

"Pleaseee, uhhhhh, nooooo!" Victoria moaned as her lower back erupted in pain as the full weight of her body smacked into Raquel's hard leg and knee. Two huge beautiful breasts pointed skyward, Raquel placed her hand on Victoria's chin, bent her backward, her lovely neck stretched out.

"Yeah, now THAT is hot!" Kate rasped, her voice full of catfight lust as she listened to Victoria's moans, watched her scream and plead as Raquel slipped her free hand into her swimsuit.

"Gosh she's a really dirty catfighter isn't she," Kate smiled as Victoria's shrieks filled the room. Finally Victoria's shrieks turned to sobs, then low moans, seemingly a curious combination of pleasure and pain. Suddenly Raquel's hand reappeared reached for a beautiful breast.

"Aieeeee!" A painful breast squeeze, even more painful nipple pinch and pull, then...THUD! "Aieeeeeeee!" Raquel released both holds, interlocked her fingers making a double fist, raised her arms high and slammed the tight sledgehammer down into Victoria's abs, the topless beauty's body jackknifed upward, she shrieked, groaned, came back down limp. With a hard push, the smiling Raquel sent her beautiful defeated rival rolling off her leg onto the carpet.

"I win Victoria," she whispered in her downed rivals ear.

"Any questions you two?" Raquel snarled as she stood up full of smiles.

"Gawwwwwwd, she's mean and good, really good," Kate said, her beautiful face registering deep concern and deep admiration.

"So you ready to try and kick my ass now Miss Kathie Lee Gifford, huh, bitch?" Kate said as she took two steps backwards away from Kathie Lee trying to act tough. She knew Kathie Lee would be a handful, a BIGGGG handful, but she felt with some luck she could take her. Her real concern was Raquel; the gorgeous sex-symbol of the sixties looked like she'd just returned from a relaxing walk in the park. She'd heard more than enough about this catfighting legend and it looked as if age hadn't touched Raquel.

"Come here now," Kathie Lee demanded.

Kate started to move when Kathie Lee leaped forward grabbed her by the hair, jerked her head towards her lips, she whispered, Kate listened intently, then screamed as Kathie Lee yanked her hair hard, gave her a stinging slap.

"Why you bitch, I'm gonna kill you," Kate screamed.

She backhanded Kathie Lee who returned the slap with even more force, then grabbed Kate by the hair and the gown, took a running leap and launched her towards Raquel.

"Aaaaawckkk..." Kate yelled as she staggered, stumbled to a laughing Raquel as she moved toward Kate who had slowly come to an awkward halt.

"Good Kathie Lee, good....arrrrrrgh!" Raquel's complement ended mid-sentence thanks to Kate's foot smashing into her leg, then she fired a punch to her jaw and grabbed her hair. Kathie Lee rocketed forward, came in low, screeched to a halt and shot a hard kick to Raquel's groin. Raquel groaned as she felt her dress being ripped by Kate. Two other hands joined the ripping party, the two once rivals now turned into a double-teaming catfighting unit for their own survival began their attack well. "Nice bra Raquel," Kate snipped as she watched her beautiful victims over-stuffed sheer lace bra come into full view.

"Go for her boobs Kate, I'll hold her for ya," Kathie Lee chirped as she grabbed for Raquel's arms. She caught one wrist as Kate emitted an agonized grunt. Raquel's strong fingers had latched onto her left breast, dug in twisting, finding the stiff nipple almost instantly a strong painful nipple pinch was executed perfectly.

"Should really wear a bra, bitch, it helps a bit," Raquel snapped as she shot her leg forward, hooked Kate's and with a powerful twisting tug sent her attacker to the floor. A skillful hard wrist twist, two punches both smashing into Kathie Lee's face, a lunge upward, backward, a head grab, a perfect flip, Kathie Lee was airborne, landing on the dazed Kate.

"Uhhhhhh...ohhhh!" The two surprised battlers groaned as their lovely bodies smashed together. "Aarrrrrgh! Uuhhhhh! Gawwwwwd....oh gawwwwwwd!" Kathie Lee bawled as Raquel's double fist(via interlocked fingers) made the large downward arc towards the small upside down 'V' shaped target. The sound of a fist smacking into a most sensitive pubic mound, the sickening thud, the agonized groan.

"Nice bra Kathie Lee, oh my, you're built...really well," Raquel giggled as she grabbed her moaning rivals black bra between the cups and jerked upward as hard as she could. The well-made but oh-so-sexy bra held briefly, but stretcheeeedddd....then broke! Raquel smiled as her beautiful opponents huge beautiful breasts announced their new-found freedom via the two thick instantly stiffening nipples.

"You clumsy slut Kathie Lee, you shouldn't fall into her teammate, how rude" Raquel snarled as she grabbed Kathie Lee by the nipples and pulled her off ignoring her agonized screams. Raquel pounced down on her stomach and attacked her with a furious flurry of slaps and punches to her face and breasts, grabbing her by the hair she positioned her chin just perfectly before socking her with a punch that dazed her, perfectly executed, not a knockout but a daze-out!

"Kate my lovely, ready to have some more fun" Kate had made it to her hands and knees and was trying to crawl away. Raquel literally tore the tall beauties gown off her luscious "desperately trying to escape" body leaving her in her pantyhose. A hair pull brought the Dynasty beauty to her feet, slammed the screaming Kate against the wall, grabbed two handfuls of her beautiful firm breasts and twisted the hard perfectly upturned nipples tenaciously as she pumped a knee up into her pussy again and again.

"Who's the best bitch?"

"You are Raquel, you are"

"Good you understand, now buh-bye...sweet dreams beautiful Kate, you gorgeous loser!"

Raquel clamped her hand over Kate's lovely mouth, pinched her nostrils shut, pressed her own firm breasts against hers as she watched Kate's beautiful eyes filled with angry defeat slowly close. She gently laid the unconscious beauty on the floor, dropped down, bent over and gave her a kiss on the lips. "You are so beautiful, but you are a loser," she rasped.

"Sick, you are really, really, sick and I'm gonna beat you because I am the best," Kathie Lee shouted angrily as she got to her feet. She was sore, angry and just a bit embarrassed. She thought about grabbing her bra and putting it on, but decided against it as she saw an angry Raquel fast approaching.

"Grrrrrrrowww!” Raquel's jungle-cat cry, the furious charge of her beautiful half-clad body, the erotic savage look on her face were met head-on and welcomed by an angry, sore, topless, "I-can't-wait-to kick-your-pretty-body," Kathie Lee.

Raquel's angry tigress charge seemed to unfold in slow motion to Kathie Lee who had always admired the lovely Raquel and secretly wished she could've been the one fighting the busty sex-symbol in 'One Million Years B.C.'! She wanted to take Martine Beswick's place who when she revealed her desire in a talkshow interview, lovely Raquel had fired a smart-ass remark at Kathie Lee - and received a hard backhand for her tartness. Of course, Kathie Lee's syncophantic editors had cut the entire sequence from the show.

"Do that again and I will pound you senseless," Kathie Lee warned.

"If you ever try anything that stupid I'll return the favor, then strip you naked, you big-boobed Miss Priss, stuck up hussy," Raquel promised.

The long-ago conversation whirled through each woman's mind as they each reached for the others hair. What a sight; Kathie Lee topless, her torn dress hanging at her waist; Raquel's beautiful lace bra, ripped pantyhose; her lovely dress shredded, barely hanging on her luscious body.

"You're going down bitch," they screamed simultaneously. "Uhhhhhhh! Oohhhhhh!"

"You're gonna look so cute bald," Raquel snarled as she buried her fingers deep into Kathie Lee's beautiful hair, "Frankie's gonna love it."

"You bitch, I'm gonna bald you at both ends," Kathie Lee hissed. "Uhhhhhh!" she groaned, gasping in pain as Raquel raised her leg and fired a hard kick into her shin. She shifted her weight to her good leg, but Raquel hooked that leg with her own and down they went, Raquel on top!

"Uhhhhhhh...ohhhhh...ahhhhh!" They moaned, groaned and grunted sexily as they rolled around, their long legs grapevined as they exchanged slaps, punches, pulled hair, scratched and cussed. Soon, Kathie Lee was on top, sitting astride Raquel's waist.

She leaned forward grabbed Raquel by the throat and started to choke her. Raquel's eyes widened and in desperation she reached up and grabbed Kathie Lee's full breasts, maneuvered her fingers into the best most painful, effective grip and dug her talons in deep!

"AIEEEEEEEE!" Kathie Lee's eyes blazed in agony: her screams filled the room: her hands desperately tried to pry Raquel's strong fingers away as she arched her back.

The louder Kathie Lee screamed, the harder Raquel squeezed her huge beautiful breasts, digging her thumbs into the thick sensitive nipples and stabbing deep into the tender areola. Kathie Lee's eyes filling with tears, thoughts of choking Raquel long gone. The desperate Kathie Lee leaned to one side, dropped and rolled. Raquel, all smiles, leaned next to Kathie Lee and began to taunt her.

"Such a nice rack Kathie Lee, never thought it'd be your downfall; huh, you stupid arrogant bitch?"

Sobbing, rubbing her beautiful mauled breasts, Kathie Lee looked up into Raquel's lovely sneering face, "You're mean and nasty... just plain nasty," she blubbered.

"My, my, how you do protest, is that a Kathie Lee version of I GIVE UP?" Raquel was now leaning forward reaching out to pinch a rather personal part of her rivals anatomy.

"Well, let me think about th...AIEEEEEE!" Kathie Lee halted her reply by grabbing Raquel's arm, opening her mouth and clamping her pearly whites down hard on her forearm like a hungry country boy (or girl) chomping down on a delicious ear of corn. Raquel's anguished howl was accompanied by an equally anguished groan as a hard fist smashed into her left breast almost knocking it out of the bra, cup. A vicious hair, pull, the two were soon on their feet, one willingly, one involuntarily.

Both suffering from their rivals nastiness, they each ignored the pain and mounted a ferocious assault on their rival with vicious slaps, punches, hairpulls; the two fought furiously almost stepping on the two closest defeated lovelies, Kate and Victoria.

"Think I'm winning Miss Gifford," Raquel boasted as she fired the third of three solid well, placed punches into Kathie Lee's face, snapping the topless beauties head back, she grabbed her dazed rival by the hair and shoved her into a wall, Uhhhhh, Kathie Lee grunted as her full breasts smashed into the incredibly hard cold wall. She turned and fired a desperate but powerful kick towards her charging rival...THUD!

"OUCHHHHH!" A direct hit to the knee cap. Concentrating like any pissed off ex-talk show host in the catfight of her life would, Kathie Lee channeled her desperation into one punch. Her blow slammed into Raquel's chin, sending her staggering backward.

"Strip her Kathie Lee!"

"Huh? Who said that?" Kathie Lee smiled at the enthusiastic cheer, knowing she wasn't liked by anyone in the room; assuming the cheer came from her own mind. But who the hell really cared? She was gonna love stripping Raquel naked. Her angry hungry fingers tore Raquel's already shredded dress from her luscious body. Such lovely sexy pantyhose; full of runners, but still quite lovely. And that bra, "I'm gonna wrap that thing around her pretty little neck!"

"My, my. Look WHO'S in control now?" Kathie Lee snarled as she tossed the tattered remains of Raquel's dress aside and slammed a fist deep into the lovely woman's stomach. Raquel groaned as she felt her rival slip behind her, a strong arm wrap around her neck; she heard the faint metallic snap, the slight tug, the unmistakable sometimes humiliating feeling of knowing that ones bra has just been "captured" in a catfight.

"Gosh, Miss Welch, how many other women would like to be in my shoes, right now, well guess I'm not wearing shoes, but you know what I mean, hon, don't ya?" Kathie Lee rasped as she quickly reached up, slid her hand under her rivals loose bra and clamped down on the luscious firm breast.

"Ta twist the great catfighter Raquel Welch's tits, now this is fun, lotsa fun," she snarled pinching and twisting the hard erect nipple that seemed to be responding quite willfully despite evidence coming from the cussing victims lips.

"You're gonna regret this, big time," Raquel shouted, she felt Kathie Lee's hot breath in her ear, her two firm breasts and the two hard thick nipples pressing into her back; she struggled furiously, she began to feel weak, Kathie Lee was tightening her arm around her neck.

"Uhhhhhhhh..." Raquel's grunt signaled the mighty surge of her strength and energy reserves; she turned and twisted hard, Kathie Lee's weight shifted, she lost her balance, let go of her choke and breast hold, a hard elbow slammed into her attackers full breast, she fired a solid punch into Kathie Lee's stomach; another good twist and she was completely free, to enjoy the groans of her now doubled over rival.

"Ready for some payback, Kathie Leeeeee?" Raquel snarled as she grabbed her by the hair, yanked her fully erect, fired a fist into her lower back, Kathie Lee grunted as Raquel slipped behind her, wrapped her arms around her chest and squeezed, a nasty not your typical, but oh soooo painful bearhug, crushing Kathie Lee's full breasts with the hug was fun, Kathie Lee groaned, grunted, she now felt Raquel's breasts pressing against her back, she gasped, totally overwhelmed and surprised by her attackers strength, her toes lifted off the ground.

The gorgeous muscles in Raquel's shoulders, back, biceps and legs bulged as she heaved the groaning topless Kathie Lee off her feet; with a mighty and savage jungle, cat cry she threw her gasping rival down onto the bed.

Raquel stared at her lovely gasping moaning rival, "Now bitch, lets see who's best!"

"Gotta stop her, can't let her win, I, I, I'm the best, not her," Kathie Lee told herself as she stared at her furious but oh so gorgeous opponent. She felt weak, her breasts hurt, her legs hurt. Gosh almost every part; all her precious parts hurt.

"OWWWWWWW!" she bemoaned. "AWWWCKK, here she comes..."

Two hands reached out to give the incoming Raquel a greeting, she tried to slap them away, she almost succeeded but felt the fingers grab at her loose bra, What the hell, Kathie Lee captured a prize but she'd captured Kathie Lee.

"Got it! I got Raquel's bra," Kathie Lee mused, but only for an instant.

Angry hands attacked her face and breasts furiously, punching, slapping.

"Uggggh, ohhhh! My face, my boobs. OW! My boobs! Stop it! My gorgeous face. Please, Raquel stop it, you're hurting me!"

"That's the point, to hurt you, you stupid arrogant bitch," Raquel snarled as she continued to slap Kathie Lee's face and beautiful breasts, she loved to watch the huge mounds jiggle and bounce with each punch and slap. Suddenly she leaned forward and grabbed her captives huge thick nipples, she pinched and pulled them tenaciously, the nubs stiffened more and more with each pinch and twist, "Gosh they're huge," she teased, she suddenly lowered her face, took the nipple in her mouth and clamped down, she grabbed the large breast with both hands and squeezed, she felt the nipple thicken even more. "Don't please, don't bite me, Pleaseeeeee" Kathie Lee bawled. Raquel clamped down just a bit more, Kathie Lee squealed, then relaxed as Raquel began to kiss and suck the erect nipple. Kathie Lee moaned.

"Scared ya huh?" she laughed, and gave the breast several stinging slaps.

"You bitch, I'll kill you," Kathie Lee snarled.

Three hard slaps to the face, Raquel suddenly reached to the side, "Good now some relief."

Kathie Lee thought. "NO! HELL NO! NO, YOU DON'T!"

She screamed and writhed as the large fluffy pillow came down towards her face.

"Uhhhhhh, ohhhh..." Kathie Lee desperately kicked and squirmed, as Raquel pushed the fluffiness down hard, a desperate pelvic thrust prompted by pure animal survival, Raquel went flying, a gasping Kathie Lee heard the smacking thud of a lovely head against the wall; she slowly got up, shaking the cobwebs from her head,

"Trying to really do me in, huh, take this bitch," Kathie Lee snarled as she grabbed Raquel by her breasts, squeezed them viciously then latched onto her nipples.

"Stand up Miss Raquel, Catfight Queennnnn," she snarled.

Raquel gasped in pain as Kathie Lee jerked her to her feet pulling and twisting her nipples as hard as she could. She slammed Raquel against the wall, released her hold, slammed her forearm into her full tender breasts. One arm snaked out, the fingers clamping onto her hated rivals throat; the other arm snaked down; fingers turned into claws, Raquel screamed as Kathie Lee applied a painful crotch claw. Angry fingers mauled low; angry fingers clamped down a beautiful sexy throat.

"Guess who's in control now, sweetie?" she hissed as she looked into Raquel's agonized but yet still angry feisty face.

BONK. "Uhhhhhh!" The explosion in Kathie Lee's head, the psychedelic bursts of light and brightly colored shooting stars, the excruciating pain signaled the effectiveness of Raquel's headbutt as she slapped her rivals now weakened hands away from her crotch and throat and launched her own assault; one fist slammed deep into her opponents stomach as the other smashed into the gasping Kathie Lee's full left breast, the knuckles giving a rude hello to the swollen sensitive nipple inverting it; AIEEEEE-the anguished bellow turned into painful yelps as Raquel grabbed her lovely opponent by the hair pulled her to a table and banged her head several times on the tabletop.

"Not in control anymore, Miss Priss, what a tragedy?" the sneering question was punctuated with two rapid fire punches to her rivals ribs, then a perfect uppercut to the chin gave proper emphasis to the lesson she hoped to give her student. "Soon you'll know your place and WHO is best, Miss Kathie Lee," she snarled as she lunged at the wobbly kneed staggering beauty; she grabbed Kathie Lee in a headlock pulled her towards the bed, gave her a hard shove sending her sprawling on the bed facefirst. In a flash she was on her, grabbed her arms jerked them back, leaned forward and slammed her knee into Kathie Lee's back.

"ARGHHHH! YEWOWWWW! Let me go, pleaseeee...," the lovely topless woman screamed and pleaded as she struggled.

"Who's on top now, sweetie?" Raquel cackled as she pressed her screaming victims breasts into the bed and smiled as she watched Kathie Lee's huge breasts bulge out as they were crushed into the mattress. She relished lovely victims shrieks of pain as she jerked her arms up and back further, further. Suddenly, she released her captive's arms, leaned forward and cupped Kathie Lee's chin. She yanked hard and rolled her over; sitting on her stomach she grabbed the two weak arms, yanked them down and pinned them under her knees. Somewhat surprised at the minimal resistance she received, Raquel stared into her opponents beautiful eyes and saw a hint of defeat and fear that made her even stronger.

"My, my, Miss Gifford, you look a frightful mess, whatever happened to your beautiful hair? she teased as she tugged at and mussed up her captives hair even more. "And your lovely face with its cheap makeup. Why it's all smeared. And my, your lovely boobs...don't you wear a bra anymore hon?" she laughed as she cupped and squeezed her whimpering captives full breasts.

"Gosh Kathie Lee, what happened to those big beautiful boobs? Were you in a catfight? All those little scratches, they look kind of... well, banged up?" Raquel began to lightly slap her rivals full breasts, giggling as they bounced and jiggled with each cuffing blow. "Good news Kathie Lee, they still got their bounce"

"Stop it, please... no more!" Kathie Lee pleaded.

"Then tell me WHO'S the best, huh?" Raquel snapped. Silence, pure silence, except for the whimpering and sobbing. "You just can't say it can you, Miss BigBoobs; Miss Priss. I know sweetie, some things are just too hard to say," Raquel sneered. "But I think I can help with that. Now, close your eyes dear."

Fear, embarrassment, anger, defiance, whatever the reason, Kathie Lee opened her eyes further and snarled at her captor; the wicked backhand almost knocked her senseless, her eyelids fluttered then closed. The erotic sound of sheer fabric(sexy torn pantyhose) almost made her open her eyes; fear of another slap kept them shut.

"OK, open wide dear, dear Kathie Lee," the condescending tone irritated the victim, riled her boiling anger. "Open your eyes and your mouth, bitch," Raquel hissed. Two lovely dangling breasts filled Kathie Lee's vision.

"What the he....," her angry question stopped short as a delicious firm mound pressed against her lips, the hard erect nipple pushed in.

"Better not bite, if you do you will die ever so slowly, now suck, bitch. SUCK!"

Two luscious quivering lips engulfed the sensitive nub; orders were followed; pleasure was given - albeit reluctantly by the loser and wonderfully and soooo willfully acknowledged via moans of the victor.

PLOP! The almost erotic sound of a pleasure mound being suddenly withdrawn from 'hungry' lips, the sickening sweet yet sarcastic words, "That's enough, you did well, Miss SecondBest." That was followed instantly as Raquel acknowledged Kathie Lee's submissiveness.

"I hate you!" Kathie Lee hissed. "Let me up so I can pound you senseless, you arrogant dyke bitch!" Kathie Lee growled, her face beet red.

"Tsk-tsk, that's no way for a woman in your position, you know second best or shall I say subservient loser to talk," Raquel laughed as she began to flick her fingers at her captives tender nipples. Kathie Lee yelped with each firm painful thump. "So you think I'm a dyke huh? Just because I won and want you to do a little submissive service. Damn girl, you've done the same to many of your conquests. You ready to say, 'I give' yet?"

"Yieeeeee!" Kathie Lee's response was loud and clear as Raquel dug her talons deep into her full breasts, squeezed and twisted her "pride and joys" viciously.

"YEAHHHIWEEE! I give...I GIVE....OH STOPPPP," Kathie Lee wailed.

"Yes dear, you give," Raquel sighed. "But can you say I'm your conqueror and that you're a loser?" Raquel snarled as she halted her breast torture and leaned down pressing her face next to Kathie Lee's still defiant face.

"Never!" SLAP! "Uhhhh..."

"Never say never, sweetie."

No, you wouldn't..." the desperate cry.

"Yes I would, and you will too."

"Noooooo...ummmpfhhhh!" Kathie Lee's eyes widened with fear, anguish, disgust as she watched Raquel lower her luscious bosom to her face. Strong angry hands grabbed her hair, the back of her head.

A final desperate plea, "NOOOOOoooooo." Her plaintive cry faded slowly into a grunting muffled moan. "Ahhhhh...ohhhhh... mmmmmmm... ummmmmmpfff... yesssss.... Ahhhhh! I sense a more ahhhhhh, ummmmmm submissive, oohhhhhh, spirit....ummmmm, already...ahhhhh!"

Kathie Lee's lower body squirmed, her arms flailed furiously but for a moment, soon she lay quiet but her lovely conquerors body picked up the same movements in a most delightful way, squirming, writhing, her groans and moans of intense pleasure permeated the room as she, Raquel, the victorious conqueror enjoyed her victory ride. Wails, sheer shrieks of ecstasy escaped her lips. The victorious ride was long, hard, sweet.

"Anything you'd like to tell me, Miss Kathie Lee?" Raquel asked as she slid her exhausted warm completely satisfied lovely body off her conquest.

"You... you win! I give...you... Raquel you win," Kathie Lee groaned albeit quite reluctantly.

"And who's the best? The VERY best catfighter?" Raquel wanted one more acknowledgment.

"YOU ARE, RAQUEL, YOU ARE!" Kathie Lee moaned as she felt her rivals fingers grab a hold of her sweaty matted hair and jerk her face towards her.

"Thank you, Miss Gifford, you're a gracious loser, a beautiful gracious loser," Raquel's face morphed into a beautiful contented look, the look of a victorious catfighter as she pulled Kathie Lee's face into her breasts and squeezed hard, her firm breast flesh engulfing the whimpering beauties face. Soon, she felt her once haughty rivals muscles go limp. She released her lovely conquest, leaned forward, smiled and said, "Gosh Kathie Lee, what a rack; but what a loser."

BAM! BAM! BAM! A loud rapid knocking on the door. Raquel grabbed a beautiful robe hanging nearby, slipped it on, answered the door. She took the envelope, opened it.

"Miss Raquel Welch, the greatest of the great catfighters of all time; you are definitely NOT to be put out to pasture - yet! You are the BEST; come to the desk to accept your prize."

"Hmmmm, how did they know I would be the winner so fast?" Raquel mused as she shut the door, looked around at the lovely down and out women who had done their very best catfighting. She smiled as she looked at the very erotic sight.

"No time to dawdle," she thought to herself, almost reluctantly. Most of the lovelies were still out, a couple were coming to, moaning, groaning. She ran to the large closet, grabbed a dress and soon was 'dressed to kill' so to speak. Looking at her messed up hair, her smudged makeup, her scratches she faced a dilemna; should I make my beautiful self look beautiful or should I just go get the prize; she could hardly wait; the prize must be valuable, very valuable, after all she had almost had to kill somebody for it.

"What the hell," she exclaimed as she burst out the door and headed down the hall to the lobby.

"Wasn't that the Raquel Welch," she heard several people say as she zipped past them. Soon she was at the lobby desk.

"Congratulations, Miss Welch," the helpful clerk said. "Let me call Noreen, the manager."

Soon the tall blonde burst through a door, she looked gorgeous but a bit flustered; like she was interrupted from something fun. Raquel's noticed her messed up hair, her tight blouse was torn, missing a button; her large thick nipples were almost poking holes through the skimpy garment; her pantyhose was torn; she only wore one heel. Sensing Raquel's unanswered question she responded with a smile.

"Oh I just was having a woman-to-woman with our girl, Cindy. Seems she spilled the beans to one of the young women who was to be a victim. We can't have any interference with a catfight here at the resort, no way, no how!"

Raquel laughed as she wondered how Cindy had fared; she had met the beautiful busty redhead earlier; she was dead-on correct when she figured Cindy to be on the losing end. Noreen had a knock-down drag-out catfight with her, stripped her to bra and panties and tied to a chair. She'd only just started rendering discipline when she was interrupted.

"Here's your prize, Raquel; you're the best and you deserve the best," Noreen smiled as she handed a huge envelope to Raquel containing gift certificates, the keys to a Lexus, plane tickets, restaurant discounts, etc.

Raquel smiled with delight as she looked at her numerous winnings. She barely noticed the two very attractive young blondes who had slipped up behind her, waiting for the next clerk. They both looked at the beautiful older woman in front of them, noting and making comments on her beautiful body, beautiful dress and 'messed-up hair and makeup.'

"And the grand prize, Raquel, is a lifetime guest pass to our wonderful resort," Noreen beamed.

"Isn't that Raquel Welch? She's been around forever; she must really be OLD," a young blonde quipped.

"Yeah, that's why they gave her a LIFETIME pass; it's no big deal for the AARP set," her redheaded companion chuckled.

"Yeah, its too bad they don't put those old broads OUT TO PASTURE," the blonde said.