Introducing: The Hollywood HELLcats!!!
Anyone who reads entertainment magazines or supermarket tabloids knows that in Hollywood, female egos can be easily bruised; much more easily, it appears, than nubile female bodies! In Hollywood, when an actress is aggrieved by another and wants to settle matters yet keep a scandal out of the press, she feels free to head downtown and sign up for one of the most secret, unpublicized, amateur celebrity wrestling leagues in the world. It holds shows for only a select few who know of its existence from word-of-mouth among the power broker and movers and shakers in the film industry. Those fortunate enough to attend get their money's worth as they see favorite actresses in situations they normally can only dream of seeing them in - in vicious, all out fights with other actresses (longtime rivals, competitors for the same role or actresses who simply dislike each other strongly enough to settle it before a crowd).
The "Hollywood Hellcats" roster consists of women known more for their ability to show whatever emotion they're instructed to show on cue than to actually bring another woman to tears using their physical strength. Here is the brutal difference between fantasy and reality. In Hollywood it's all just acting but for the "Hollywood Hellcats" it really happens! In Hollywood, top personalities are forced to maintain a certain demeanor in public eye, but in the "Hollywood Hellcats" when those same personalities climb into the ring to face one another, all hell breaks loose - no rules, no holds barred! In Hollywood, the action continues until the director yells "Cut!" but in the "Hollywood Hellcats" arena the action continues, and continues, and continues, until one of the actresses inside the ring is too beaten and exhausted to go on; crushed or smothered into merciful unconsciousness, or - in a few rare cases - explodes into a screaming orgasm in full view of all present!!!
And IF you don't believe it, read it for yourself!
Match #1 - Reese Witherspoon v Sarah Michelle Gellar
Match #2 - Christina Ricci v Rachel Leigh Cook (w/Rose McGowan)
Match #3 - Heather Donahue v Heather Graham
Match #4 - Alicia Silverstone v Kim Director
Match #5 - Alicia Silverstone v Allyson Hannigan
Match #6 - Thora Birch v Mena Suvari
Match #7 - Thora Birch v Reese Witherspoon
Match #8 - Heather Donahue v Charlize Theron