"Gosh, I'm hungry for Chinese."

"Nawwwh. Not me, I'm eager for some soul food."

"Yeowwwwch. That hurt. I'll teach you."

WHAM! THUNK!

"Uhhhhhhhh...argggggh...unnnnnnnhhhh."

"Yep, that Kung Pao chick looks absolutely delicious."

RIPPPPPPP!!

"@#@#$#@ you bitch! That was my favorite dress."

"Down home cookin'? Stir fry? Sweet 'n' Sour?"

"Well, maybe the whole buffet. It all looks soooooo good."

"YIAIEEEE. HEEEYAHH." WHAM! BAM! CRASH!

The two gorgeous blonde's continued their delightful "tongue-in-cheek" comments on international cuisine as they dodged flying glasses and food items as they watched every exciting moment of the full-out battle between the two drop-dead beautiful actresses in a no holds-barred fight to the finish catfight a few yards away. What had began as a quiet, peaceful evening at a posh LA restaurant had become at once both theatre and arena.

BAM! BAM! BAM! "Uhhhh...OOOHHHHHH...umpppfh."

The beautiful Asian grunted with each hard and fast punch that snapped her lovely head back. Lucy Liu staggered backwards into a nearby table. The table's had turned once again so to speak in the wildly erotic brawl. Halle Berry paid little attention to her half ripped lovely light green colored chiffon gown that hung at her waist. She switched from punching to slapping and smiled confidently as she delivered several backhands to her rival's lovely snarling face.

"Look at those beautiful boobs bounce! That Halle sure is one pretty babe, isn't she?" one blonde quipped to the other.

"This is one of my favorite restaurants. The food is just soooooo delish..."

"YEOWWWWWCH!!" her ‘dates’ food critique was interrupted by Halle's scream when Lucy's foot hit its target.

As Halle’s beautiful brown eyes rolled back in pure agony and she dropped both hands to her crotch, Lucy zipped behind Halle, grabbed her by the hair and slammed her head into the closest wall.

"So sorry to rip that beautiful gown, toots! Here, let me fix it," Lucy snipped as she grabbed the sheer fabric and with a good hard yank stripped Halle down to her expensive silk dainties and high heels. Lucy smiled as she tossed the crumpled prize to the nearest blonde who was now wildly cheering. "Nice body, you brazen showoff," Lucy cackled as she began to slap and pinch Halle's big, soft breasts. Halle's face morphed into a snarl as she tried to block Lucy's lightning fast hands.

"Gonna take you down gir...Unggggggh..." Lucy's face contorted in agony as Halle's heel slammed into her thigh full force.

Halle grinned as Lucy stumbled backward, tripped and landed hard on her tight, sexy derriere; her short black skirt riding up as her legs flew up and one high heel went pin-wheeling through the air.

"Surprise! Now get your arrogant ass up," Halle snapped as she grabbed a handful of shiny black hair and snatched Lucy up to her feet. Halle treated Lucy's small, firm breasts to a hard forearm smash, then grabbed the front of her tight low-cut silk blouse and pulled it open. "Nice bra, bitch...but it's history..." Halle continued as she fired a punch straight into Lucy's left mound, then spun Lucy around and in one smooth move, unsnapped her black lace bra, pulled it off, wrapped it around her neck and pulled tight. "...just like you're gonna be in a second!"

Lucy gasped and groaned as Halle pulled her over backward, arching her body into a most erotic and vulnerable pose.

"God! Am I ever hungry for Chinese," a blonde giggled as Lucy's arms flailed frantically.

"Think we should help ourselves to a taste, or wait to be served?" her blonde companion asked, licking her lips eagerly.

"Enjoying the show ladies?" Halle asked as she jerked her gasping captive back and flipped her onto their table. "This is soooo much fun, Lucy dear...and all because of a little teasing - and your hot little temper. Here, maybe THIS will cool you down!"

(Splash) "UMPPPPFFFHH..."

"Whatsa matter? Don't like this particular wine? Too sweet? Not a good year?" Halle laughed as she poured the dark colored sweetness down her rival's neck onto her beautiful chest. Halle snickered as she noted the dark nipple's instant stiffening as it came into contact with the cool unexpected "shower."

"That girl's good. Real good!" one blonde noted with a sigh of delight as both highly interested observer's were quite amazed at Halle's dexterity as she tightened the bra noose with one hand while pouring out the last of the wine with the other; all the time continuing her taunting!

"Ain't ya gonna use any of that karate crap on me girlie?" Halle laughed as she tossed away the empty wine bottle and suddenly cupped one of Lucy's firm breasts.

"Get offa me now or I'm gonna kill you!" Lucy hissed as she clawed at the finger's twisting and pulling her sensitive, rock-hard nipple into even greater prominance. "OUCH! My boob....dammit, leggo a my boo....YIEEEEEEE...."

"We wouldn't want these pretty little tits to get all the attention now would we?" Halle laughed as she released the captive breast, reached back and pushed her finger's up under Lucy's short skirt.

"Aieeeeee!" Lucy shrieked and began to kick her legs frantically; twisting her torso hard trying to throw Halle off of her.

Halle's smiling face morphed into a snarl as she let go of Lucy's bra, delivered a blistering hard slap then clamped on a tight painful face claw as her other hand continued it's down and dirty work. Lucy's heels went flying and an alert blonde leaned out of her seat and caught the lovely airborne missile in one hand.

"Nice catch," her blonde companion applauded at her friend's amazingly athletic move. "You oughta get a sweet reward for that kind of move," she laughed.

"Oh I will. And you will too. Maybe a sweet piece of pie for dessert," she chuckled.

Thunk! Thunk! Thunk!

"Those hot chick's aren't very nice to each other are they?" the first blonde noted as they watched the beautiful black woman wrap her finger's around the gorgeous Asian beauty’s throat and bang her head on the table.

"Nope. Not near as nice as we are to each other," her blonde friend replied as she laid the heel gently down on the table, slipped behind her, reached up and cupped her full breast's. A contented pleasurable moan was heard as finger's slipped inside the silk blouse, underneath the sheer lace bra cup and capture a stiffening nipple.

"Yeoooowcch. Argggggh. Leggo!" This time the loud gasping request was Halle's as Lucy’s angry determined hands captured her full firm breast's and sharp nail's dug into sensitive dark areolas as her finger's squeezed and twisted viciously.

"Wouldn't want to ignore YOUR boob's sweetie," Lucy snarled as she reached up and attacked her rival's "pride and joy's" with a vengeance.

"Guess what I'm suddenly thirsty for?" the first blonde sighed, rubbing her thighs together excitedly.

"DAMN! If you say chocolate milk, I swear I'm gonna bop you good," Sunny McKay groaned as she leaned back against her girlfriend.

"OK, I won't. But you can't blame a girl for thinkin' it!" Charlize Theron sighed as she leaned forward to nibble Sunny's earlobe as she slipped a hand under Sunny's blouse and bra to capture the second pleasure nub.

Sunny moaned with pleasure as both stared intensely at the epic struggle several feet away. Both were quite elated that they had chosen to dine at the posh, elite, small restaurant and so very happy that the two contender's had made the same decision. Only a few other guest's were there and seemed to be enjoying the fight immensely too; as well as the erotic show Sunny and Charlize were providing. Both blonde's figured they were in for a treat when Halle (who was sitting alone at a table close to Lucy) suggested that Lucy order a special Chinese dish. Lucy was in no mood for advice and they exchanged snide remarks and thinly veiled taunts throughout the evening. Charlize and Sunny tried hard, desperately hard, to contain themselves until, at last, their patience was rewarded!

"OUCCCCCH! Leggoa my boob's you lesbo dominatrIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!" Halle's face twisted into a mask of blinding excruciation as, in her attempt to find relief from Lucy's painful attack, she leaned forward and bowed her head which made it easy for Lucy to execute a perfect headbutt that sent a hundred blazing star's into her now groaning, dazed rival's head. "Uhhhhhummmppph..."

With a loud grunt and a full body buck, Lucy sent Halle flying off of her. The downward fall from the lovely body and table ended with a most painful, awkward hard stop. Halle's long luscious legs flew apart as a heel strap broke releasing the sexy footware.

"Grrrrrrrawwwh. Now about that karate thing, let me show you bitch!" Lucy snarled as she flew off the table and lunged at her fallen rival. She grabbed Halle by the hair, jerked her fully upright, took several steps backward, then fired a perfect snap kick.

"Umpppppfffh..." Halle grunted as Lucy's pantyhose clad foot slammed into her tight abs just under her naval. The upper part of the offending appendage then whipped upward and smacked her in her downward descending face.

Resisting strongly the urge to put some more of her martial art's skill to demonstrative use, Lucy instead quipped, "Me think's you've learned enough about karate this evening. Besides, I prefer a different combat skill called catfighting. You familiar with it toots?"

"Whaaaa...YIEEEEEOWWW!"

"Your classic hair pull! Ohhhh, how’s thisa classic double tittie twist feel?"

"Unnnnggggghhhhh!"

"Pussy punch! Understand? Can you follow the action when it happens this fast my girl? After all it was ME who had the wine; and YOU got the whine.....get it?" Lucy asked with a delightfully mischievious smile as she slammed her dazed opponent back into the nearest wall.

Charlize and Sunny stood in wide-eyed wonder, shaking their head's at the exciting and erotic bit of catfighting expertise par excellence the beautiful Asian actress had just displayed. Their eyes barely following the rapidly executed movements! Their minds, spinning rapidly, tried to replay what they'd seen in slowwww motion.

"My head! My neck! Ouccccch..." Halle yelped as Lucy buried her fingers in her rival's short hair and snapped Halle's head back as Lucy's fingers captured her full breasts and dug deep into the sensitive mounds of soft, sensitive feminine boobage. Lucy's sharpened nail's caught the stiffening nipples at their most painful point! Then, with the quick release of one sore breast and the instant morphing of splayed finger's into a tight, hard fist, Lucy unleashed a devastating uppercutting punch that slammed into Halle's most vulnerable pubic mound in what seemed to be a blur of frenetic motion.

"Oh my! Halle honey!! Did I forget to demonstrate yet another of my skills? Lemme see; what shall we call THIS move? Wrestling or judo?" Lucy quipped with a mock curiosity as she grabbed Halle by the head, twisted her own body, gave a mighty yell as she pulled down hard.

Halle's lovely feet rose up as her lovely body went airborne. Her two long luscious legs splayed wide apart as she frantically tried to control her flight. The involuntary mid-air sommersault she did gave a lovely view to all observers and brought a few delighted gasp's in the split second before Halle's backside slammed down on a nearby table. Once more, her two lovely long legs were parted, thrashing as her feet sent wine glasses, water goblets and tableware scattering across the floor.

"Oh Halle, I'm sooooo sorry. Did ya have a nice trip? Sorry, sometime's the landing's the hardest part of the journey. Here, lemme help you up girlie," Lucy purred with mock concern. It's a well-known but little observed tenant of catfighting that overconfidence can be a baaad thing! As Lucy moved in and reached for Halle's throat, she was met with a blistering SLAP followed by a riveting punch. The slap stung like hell as Halle, fortunately, had just had the wind knocked out of her momentarily. Lucy yelped as Halle's slap snapped her head to the side but was still able to fire a light punch down into Halle's groin, halting the uprising at it's start!

"Now, get up and let's have s'more fun, OK pussycat?" Lucy quipped as she filled her hands with Halle's hair. "You'd look better on your knees," she quipped as she dragged Halle off the table to drop her on the floor. But with a sudden and unexpected twist of her body, Halle pulled away and backfisted Lucy in the face. Lucy grunted as she dropped to one knee while Halle turned and started to run. Lucy leaped on her fleeing rival and tackled her to the floor before she had gone a half-dozen steps. After a brief-but-heated tussle, Lucy came out on top. She quickly winded Halle with a series of punches, chops and nasty catfight moves that left her nearly defenseless. "Now I'm gonna kick your pretty Black ass senseless," Lucy snipped as she started to get to her feet.

But Halle, still undeterred, snarled as she reached up, grabbed the waistband of Lucy's short skirt, curled her finger's down between it and Lucy's smooth belly and yanked downward.

"Yieeeeeee. Oooooooh! OH, you nasty dirty bitch!" Lucy hissed as both her skirt and silk panties were jerked down over her hips to her knees. As she swayed trying to maintian her balance, her clothing completed their 'trip' sliding down around her ankles. A collective appreciative gasp was heard throughout the room as Lucy's hands dropped far too late to hide the dense darkness of her wild, full, thick bush. "That was cool," Lucy snarled. "But not too smart. You're gonna see why very very soon!" Lucy forgot all about modesty as she grabbed Halle by the throat and....

"AIIIEEEEE!"

"OH MY! I really wonder why...don't you Sunny?" Charlize cackled as she watched Lucy step out of her fallen skirt and dainties and throw Halle down once again on a table using her strangle hold on the lovely Black beauty's throat.

"Cute, two funnies in one sentence! Even cuter and hotter about the upcoming fun, eh Char honey?" Sunny laughed as she reached over and pulled her blonde girlfriend's top open. Those lucky enough to be watching the action were hard torn between two unfolding dramas, but Halle's loud scream and her gasp helped most of them make the right decision.

"Ohhhhhh gawwwwd that hurts!" Halle bawled as Lucy reached down and grabbed her sexy French cut panties, then start to pull them up hard with a slow, steadily pressure.

"I think this move falls in the 'catfight' category; whaddya think Halle hon?" Lucy chuckled as she held her whimpering, squirming rival down on the table with a classic face-claw as she gave Halle a painful wedgie.

"Oh my! Look! Magic! Her panties are disappearing, quite slowly but, oh yeah, they're almost completely gone now," Charlize moaned with mock wonder as the red silk slowly disappeared into Halle's erotic pink slit.

"Stop please! Stop pulling! YEOUCCCCH. AIEEEEEE." Halle wailed, her legs thrashing and kicking wildly.

Finally, Lucy's pulling stopped when a rather muffled "twang" was heard. Well maybe more of a RIIIPPPPPPP. Halle gasped with relief and Lucy just chuckled as she yanked the tattered prize up, gave it a twirl over her head and then tossed it to a nearby man who almost fell out of his seat straining to catch it before his wife snatched it away from him.

"Oh no you don't. It's mine," his wife shouted as she intercepted the flying red fabric off his fingertips.

"See why they call dining out such a wonderful pleasure!" Sunny laughed as she tugged at Charlize's blonde hair and pulled her face down between her spread legs. "All this action is making me hungry, really hungry," she rasped as her hand slid down over her girlfriend's tight tummy.

"Me too! What'd ya have in mind?" Charlize replied as her eyes zeroed in on the source of a scream that seemed half-frantic in its protesting tone.

"Gonna take you down, bitch! I'm through toying with you. Now it's time to get down to business," Lucy snarled as she wrapped her finger's around Halle's lovely, creamy-dark throat and jerked the flushed-faced Halle to her feet. "It's a reverse head lock; a wrestling move - not that you really give a shit," Lucy chirped as she yanked the completely naked cocoa beauty over to a nearby table.

"Enjoying the ambiance?" she asked the two customers as she bent Halle's lovely body back over in front of the wife who was still clutching her prize panties. Noting her husband's seemingly uncontrollable drool, the wife threw Halle's red panties in his face, uttered a few choice epithets, then reached out to sample the latest delivered delicacy.

"Nice, real nice," the tall redhead cackled as she ran her long fingers over Halle's up-thrust full breasts; gently carressed the silken flesh as she teased the stiffening nipples. Halle groaned as the woman lowered her head and flicked out her long, talented tongue to tickle the rock hard, sensitive dark nubs before she began to work her way slowly down the groaning lovely Halle's tight abs toward her 'prize.'

"Ohhhhhh my....OH MY....oh shit!" Sunny, Charlize, the husband, the waiter and the other customers all moaned in unison, adding a few varied bit's of stunned commentary along the way as the hungry skillful tongue of the redhead had almost found a different bit of thickly forrested terrain when a loud shout shocked everyone from their lustful stupor!

"Enough already! She insulted ME, so she's MINE!! She's ALL MINE DAMMIT!" Lucy screamed, pushing the redhead away from Halle's goodies. "Sorry Red," Lucy snarled as she pulled Halle away from her cheated ardent admirer. "Let's go down girl. I think this is judo...or maybe jujitsu...whatever the hell!!"

Lucy hooked her leg around Halle's and took her down on her back, then in a flash Lucy mounted her, grabbed the back of Halle's head by the hair and positioned herself above her prey perfectly.

"Ready for some dessert, Halle? Quite fitting after a lovely meal. I just hope you aren't toooo full!"

"Noooooo...puh....leaseeeeee...DON'T...Nooooooo....Umppppfffh."

"Yesssss! It's always Yes, never 'Nooooo' when you deal with me, bitch! And by the way, I just knew you'd want the Chinese dish too," Lucy sneered as she jerked Halle's head up firmly and slammed her pussy down on her face. "Payback is sooooo sweet!" Lucy's sneer melted slowly into low lustful grunts, gasp's and groan's and her anger seemed to melt away into a sea of warm, hot, molton liquid that she spilled on Halle's red face.

"Ya know," Charlize chirped to Sunny. "I alway's LOVE Chinese. The spicy, the sweet and sour; it's to die for," she sighed as her appetite begin to build.