Celebrity Catfight Grand Opening At Albany NY by Dave

A brand new Celebrity Fight Arena has just opened in Albany, NY where they’re hoping to attract celebrities with their seclusion and high ticket prices. Also, the lesser turnoff of “just anyone" fighting wasn't present as each woman must meet stringent requirements before they would be allowed to participate. The atmosphere was very posh and only the best were invited. They knew that in order to make an impact in the celebrity fight world they would have to have only the best matches and the best combatants on grand opening eve. They’re calling it ‘Fantasy FemmeFight 2004’ but we call it ‘Star Fights’ for obvious reasons!

Once all the celebrities had been contacted and invited the decided on adding an interesting twist, every match would have a different stipulation to determine victory. Also, the main event which had been determined to be a fatal four way, would be decided on by the fans as to who makes it.

There will be seven preliminary contests followed by the main event. That means there will be seven winners, but only four of them will make it to the main event. Those four will be chosen by the fans! The other three winners will be allowed to be at ringside to help determine the outcome of the match, helping (or hindering) whatever celebrity they wish in whatever manner they choose.

Now, here’s the list of celebrities who will participate in this inaugeral event:

Charlize Theron, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Reese Witherspoon, Mariah Carey, Angie Everhart, Pamela Anderson, Donna D'errico, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyssa Milano, Gillian Anderson, Halle Berry, Anna Kournikova, Stacey Sanches and Tyra Banks!

The referees selected to oversee the seven matches: Jenny McCarthy, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez.