2004 VIRGIN-ROADRUNNER TOURNAMENT

CHAMPIONSHIP - HOLLYWOOD,, CALIFORNIA

Here's how they got to the Championship Match:
ROUND 1

1. Danielle "Slymenstra Hymen" Stampe of GWAR (METAL) vs Madonna Ciccone (POP) WINNER: Madonna (POP)
2. Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil (METAL) vs. Britney Spears (POP) WINNER: Cristina Scabbia (METAL)
3. Deadly Kristin of Ancient (METAL) vs Cristina Aguilera (POP)WINNER: Deadly Kristin (METAL)
4. Tarja of Nightwish (METAL) vs. Shakira WINNER: Shakira (POP) WINNER: Shakira (POP)
5. Martina Axen of Superfix (METAL) vs. Faith Hill (POP) WINNER: Martina Axen (METAL)
6. Cadaveria of Cadaveria (METAL) vs. Jennifer Lopez (POP) WINNER: Jennifer Lopez (POP)
7. Melissa Vampirella Swan of Notre Dame (METAL) vs. Beyonce Knowles (POP) WINNER: Beyonce Knowles (POP)
8. The Great Kat (METAL) vs. Avril Lavigne (POP) WINNER: The Great Kat (METAL)
9. Liv Kristine Espenaes of Leaves Eyes (METAL) vs. Mariah Carey (POP) WINNER: Mariah Carey (POP)
10. Vibeke Stene of Tristania (METAL) vs. Pink WINNER: Pink (POP) WINNER: Pink (POP)
11. Gen of Genitorturers (METAL) vs. Gwen Stefani (POP) WINNER: Gen (METAL)
12. Karyn Crisis of Crisis (METAL) vs Mandy Moore (POP) WINNER: Karyn Crisis (METAL)
13. Beki Bondage of Vice Squad (METAL) vs. Shania Twain (POP) WINNER: Beki Bondage (METAL)
14. Kimberly Goss (METAL) vs. Leann Rimes WINNER: Kimberly Goss (METAL)
15. Angela Gossow of Arch Enemy (METAL) vs. Jessica Simpson (POP) WINNER: Jessica Simpson (POP)
16. Mia of Dracena (METAL) vs. Janet Jackson WINNER: Janet Jackson (POP)

ROUND 2:
1. Shakira (POP) vs. Cristina Scabbia (METAL) WINNER: Cristina Scabbia (METAL)
2. Deadly Kristin (METAL) vs. Madonna (POP) WINNER: Deadly Kristen (METAL)
3. Martina Axen (METAL) vs. Janet Jackson (POP) WINNER: Martina Axen (METAL)
4. The Great Kat (METAL) vs. Pink (POP) WINNER: Pink (POP)
5. Gen (METAL) vs. Jennifer Lopez (POP) WINNER: J-Lo (POP)
6. Karyn Crisis (METAL) vs. Beyonce (POP) WINNER: Karyn Crisis (METAL)
7. Beki Bondage (METAL) vs. Mariah Carey (POP) WINNER: Beki Bondage (METAL)
8. Kimberly Goss (METAL) vs. Jessica Simpson (POP) WINNER: Jessica Simpson (POP)

ROUND 3:
1. Cristina Scabbia (METAL) vs. Jennifer Lopez (POP) WINNER: Cristina Scabbia (METAL)
2. Deadly Kristen (METAL) vs. Pink (POP) WINNER: Pink
3. Mariah Carey (POP) vs. Karen Crisis (METAL) WINNER: Mariah Carey (POP)
4. Martina Axen (METAL) vs. Jessica Simpson (POP) WINNER: Martina Axen (METAL)

ROUND 4 (Semi-finals):
1. Cristina Scabbia (METAL) vs. Pink (POP) WINNER: Cristina Scabbia (METAL)
2. Mariah Carey (POP) vs. Martina Axen (METAL) WINNER: Mariah Carey (POP)

Championship Match: Cristina Scabbia (METAL) vs. Mariah Carey (POP) by Boeing 666

Cristina and Mariah are the finalists in the tournament and while Mariah isn't a surprise, Cristina has shocked almost everyone just by getting this far! Mariah is first to the ring wearing a pink bikini. She comes out to one of her latest hits, bumping and grinding like a lap dancer as she prances down the aisle toward the ring, swiveling her hips, shimmying her butt and shaking her big tits - to the delight of the jaded fans. She settles in her corner and anxiously awaits the arrival of her opponent.

Then, to the sounds of 'Swamped' by her band "Lacuna Coil" Cristina comes jogging out in a black leather halter top and matching black leather skin tight, short-shorts. While Cristina stretches in the ring, Mariah looks on with hard-eyed concentration, studying every inch of Cristina's tightly muscled petite figure.

Mariah was one of the tallest and physically strongest of all of the contestants and just seeing her stand next to Cristina makes this look like a mismatch or even a squash, but this match is far from that. When it began, Cristina was one of the smallest woman in the tournament at 5'2" and 100 lbs., but far from the weakest and she easily dominated Britney Spears and Shakira in the first two rounds, then ran roughshod over J-Lo and Pink in the next two!

Mariah's trip to the finals was also impressive, beating Liv Kristine Espenaes and thoroughly trashing Gen in the first two rounds before finding she had her hands full with Beki Bondage and barely escaping in their third round match. But then Mariah once again dominated, crushing The Great Kat in her semi-final match to set up this showdown with Scabbia for the First Metal-Pop Championship trophy.

The bell rings and Cristina and Mariah immediately lock up. Mariah shows her power as she easily tosses Cristina to the mat. Cristina gets right back up and locks up with Mariah again, but once more Mariah has the power advantage as she again makes it look easy, tossing Cristina to the mat, the momentum rolling Cristina completely over onto her stomach!

Mariah charges Cristina right as she gets up, but Cristina uses a move similar to Trish Stratus' (the "Matrix Move" Jerry Lawler likes to call it) and leans back to easily duck the clothesline. As Mariah turns around, Cristina hits her with a back heel kick, followed by a spin kick that drops the busty pop star on her back!

Cristina runs to the ropes and goes for a high cross-body on Mariah, but she catches the diminutive Italian mid-air and carries Cristina around as she kicks and struggles trying in vain to get out of the hold. Mariah goes for a backbreaker but Cristina manages wrap her legs around Mariah's neck and takes her down with a headscissors. Mariah rolls away and stands up at the same time as Cristina who immediately takes Mariah down again, this time with a Frankensteiner!

Cristina waits for Mariah to get up and nails her with a cartwheel kick and follows it up with a drop kick. As Mariah lays sprawled on the mat, her chest heaving, Cristina lands a leg drop across her bulging bosom. Just like Cristina's other opponents, big Mariah is being dominated by the tough little Italian beauty!!

Cristina adds insult to injury by ripping away Mariah's pink bikini top and tossing it into the crowd where a dozen or more crazed fans begin to fight over the trophy. Mariah, now topless and showing her excitement, is too dazed to stop Cristina from locking her calves around Mariah's bare chest and begins squeezing. Cristina has already proven she has some of the most deadly thighs in the tournament, but her calves have been equally powerful!

Mariah struggles and struggles then grabs Cristina's tight leather shorts and yanks them down! Red-faced and blushing, Cristina momentarily stops to hitch her shorts back up, giving Mariah the time to use her distraction to escape while Cristina stands up. The fans cheer Cristina who stands and poses in just her leather top now and black cotton thong bikini bottoms, the front of her thong over the crotch area looks just like the album cover to her band's latest album 'comalies' with an orange daisy/flower on it. Cristina doesn't mind losing her shorts as she is now getting the chance to promote her album on her thong.

Cristina climbs the turnbuckle as Mariah gets up and Cristina hits Mariah with a missile drop-kick. Mariah is slow to get up and Cristina locks her in a front headlock and runs to the corner with Mariah. Cristina jumps up to the second turnbuckle with Mariah still in the headlock and lands a perfect tornado DDT on Mariah. Mariah is down, or so it seems as Cristina climbs up the turnbuckle again, but this time from the inside facing out. Cristina gets a little cocky posing to her fans and adjusting the front of her thong which has partially wedged itself in her crotch. Cristina does not notice that Mariah has also gotten up and is sneaking up behind her.

Mariah grabs Cristina's ankles and pushes Cristina forward so she's crotched on the top turnbuckle!! Unfortunately for Cristina, her pubic mound doesn't strike the soft padding and instead it slams onto the metal turnbuckle itself that connects the tension cable to the pole. Cristina goes cross-eyed with pain; her mouth gaping wide open in a big "o". She manages to get her hands down the front of her thong, trying desperately to assuage the terrible pain - but even that doesn't help much and what's even worse for Cristina are Mariah's plans for her next move - one which could be a huge momentum shifter in the close-fought contest!

Mariah grabs Cristina by her long lush black hair and pulls her backwards down the turnbuckle so the back of Cristina's knees are suspended from the top rope on either side of the turnbuckle and Cristina's body hangs upside down in the corner. Cristina's arms dangle to the mat as well as her long black hair as she struggles trying to free herself, but Mariah won't allow that as she makes sure Cristina remains tied in the dreaded tree of woe.

Mariah stomps and kicks Cristina all over her body before bending down and removing Cristina's halter top. Mariah wanting to make sure Cristina remains in the tree of woe takes Cristina's ankles and hooks them under the steel rod that connects the pads to the turnbuckle crossing them. Cristina cannot get free as easily. Mariah stomps and kicks Cristina more in her chest and crotch as well as about 10 gut punches in Cristina's exposed belly.

Mariah leaves the ring leaving Cristina to hang upside down in the corner and pretty much out of it after the beating she took. Once outside the ring, Mariah grabs Cristina's leather halter top and begins choking Cristina. Cristina battles trying to get free from the choking as the ref desperately tries to free Cristina from the "Tree of Woe." Mariah grabs the back of Cristina's thong and pulls up, giving her a "Tree of Woe Wedgie."

Mariah reenters the ring and yanks down Cristina's thong panties to her knees. Mariah can't pull the thong completely off unless she rips it or frees the small Italian from her inverted predicament. Mariah turns away for a moment and poses as Cristina hangs nude with her neatly trimmed bush on display and her thong at her knees.

Mariah climbs up the turnbuckle standing on Cristina's nude pussy before jumping down. Mariah then gives Cristina a spear finally freeing her from the tree of woe as Cristina flops down onto the mat in an awkward position on the back of her neck with her ass up in the air and legs folded over her face in a pretzel like position.

Mariah pulls Cristina up by her long hair and unceremoniously dumps Scabbia out of the ring and poses. In the meantime Cristina manages to partially recover and pulls her thong back up and stands, but Mariah is right on top of her again throwing Cristina hard into the ring steps, the impact sending Cristina spinning off. Mariah whips Cristina hard into the crowd barrier, the force sending Cristina flying into the crowd upside down coming to a stop in a fans lap, her fine thong covered ass in his face. Mariah pulls Cristina to the barrier and bends her over backwards at her lower back and sends sledge hammer like blows into her stomach.

Cristina is brought back to ringside, then Mariah clamps one hand on Cristina's breast and wedges the other up hard between her sweaty thighs, then easily raises the 100 lb. Italian straight up over her head and holds her in an awesome display of her power before she throws her back into the ring OVER the top rope! By this point, Cristina is pretty much out of it and she just rolls over on her stomach and allows Mariah to straddle her back, then drop down, the impact forcing a loud grunt from the little Italian. With Mariah straddling Cristina's back, she grabs Cristina's thong and pulls up hard, sending it hard up into Cristina's ass crack. Cristina shrieks as the thong digs deep, then disappears completely between the quivering cheeks!

Mariah stands Cristina up and places her head between her thighs and grabs the back of her thong again and wedgies Cristina further before grabbing her waist and hoisting her up, then slamming her with a huge Powerbomb. The waistband of the thong is left completely stretched out and loose; the only thing keeping the thong on at all is that it's wedged so tight up into her ass and pussy.

Cristina lies on the mat unmoving and spread-eagled as Mariah pulls the thong free and down her legs and off, holding it in the air and showing it to the fans. Then Mariah takes the sodden bikini bottom and throws it in Cristina's face with a wet THWAP! Cristina tilts her head slightly, apparently shocked by the wet slap and she shows some signs of movement. Mariah takes Cristina's thong and tosses the aromatic sweat drenched garment to the crowd who once again battle for possession of a valuable trophy of this historic event!

Mariah signals it is time to finish the match as she positions herself over Cristina's face for her famous face sit finisher. But Mariah doesn't just want to pin Cristina, she wants to make her pass out and, after Mariah's huge powerbomb, Cristina doesn't appear to be in any shape to delay her trip to dreamland. Mariah sits smiling as she grinds on Cristina's face.

The ref. lifts Cristina's arm and lets it lifelessly fall to the mat. He raises it for a second time; once again it falls limp.

Just as the ref is about to lift Cristina's arm for a third, and final, time, Mariah lets out an un-Godly shriek and tries to stand up - but she can't...

Suddenly, Mariah lunges upward, but as she rises her bikini slithers down her legs and Mariah hobbles off, stumbling around the ring screaming and holding her (bare) pussy. Cristina sits up, now wide awake, holding Mariah's bikini bottom clenched tight in her clenched teeth! She spits the sweaty bottom out into her hand and angrily throws them to the mat. They land showing a very visible bloody spot on the crotch in the form of a circle where she'd bitten the poor Pop Princesses precious pussy. Cristina had freed herself from a potentially match-ending face-sit by BITING Carey's clit!.

As Mariah stands hunched over in pain holding her pussy, Cristina walks up and hits a fameasser, then follows that with a Pedigree. Once again, Cristina wraps her powerful thighs around Mariah's waist and squeezes for all she's worth. Both ladies body's are slick with sweat as they struggle for control of the match - and right now the petite Italian is winning that struggle!

Cristina picks Mariah up and goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but she isn't strong enough to lift the nearly six footer, so instead she whips Mariah into the corner. Cristina charges the corner, but Mariah sees her coming and lunges out to meet her, extending her arm and nailing Cristina with a clothesline so solidly that Cristina's body does a complete flip in air before she comes crashing to the canvas flat on her back. Cristina lays with her eyes closed, motionless except for the spasmodic twitching of her breasts where Mariah's muscular forearm flattened them in her clothesline!

Mariah hair-hauls the semi-conscious Cristina up and bends her over with her head between Mariah's heavy thighs, then reaches around her waist and flips Cristina upside down! But as Cristina's limp legs flail upward, her foot accidentally nails the ref in the jaw, knocking him cold!!

Mariah holds Cristina in the inverted reverse bear hug squeezing the smaller woman's waist with Cristina's legs in the air and her ass pressed against Mariah's face with Mariah's nose wedged in her butt crack as Mariah charges the corner, ramming Cristina's chest into the turnbuckle. Her body folds over, coming to rest with her thighs draped over the top turnbuckle. Mariah briefly releases Cristina, leaving her hanging in a reverse "Tree of Woe."

Mariah kicks Cristina several times in her lower back before pulling her off the turnbuckle and giving her a piledriver! After being driven headfirst into the mat, Cristina's body flops and spasms around on the mat like a fish out of water before she goes limp and lies still. Mariah goes for the cover which should have been an easy "three count" with Cristina out cold...but the ref is also down and out from Cristina's inadvertent kick!

With nobody to count her out or interfere, Mariah can only lay atop Cristina and wait. But then the unexpected happens! Suddenly Monica Bellucci and Manuela Arcuri come running out of the back down to the ring! They're both dressed in Italian flag tops with black thongs and by the time Mariah realizes it, they're both inside the ring. Manuela grabs Mariah by the hair and gives her a DDT, then Manuela and Monica scoop her up and sit Mariah's ass on the top turnbuckle. From there, Monica nails Mariah with a Michinoshko driver off of the 2nd rope...a move Monica calls, Sleep Wit Da Fishes".

Finally, with the referee beginning to stir, Monica and Manuela toss Cristina's dazed body onto Mariah as the ref opens his eyes, rolls over and begins the count...

"ONE!"

"TWO!"

"THREE!!"

Monica and Manuela celebrate with their fellow Italian once Cristina starts to come to after the devastating piledriver. She hugs the two taller Italians, then finds Mariah's sweaty, blood-stained bikini bottom and stuffs it in Mariah's mouth. Arm-in-arm, the three happy Italians leave the ring to a mixed reaction from the excited but also disappointed fans.

WINNER: Cristina Scabbia!!

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