Watcher Files #1: Alyssa Milano vs. Kelly Monaco by Interac

Alyssa checked into a health spa for the day, still feeling the affects of the Maxim Challenge and the beating she'd gotten there. She needed a day of pampering so she got a steam and a herbal bath, then went in and laid down ready to get a massage. There was one other woman already there, a brunette, who was also getting a massage.

"Oh a little lower!" Alyssa murmured as she started to regale the masseuse with her story. "You'll never believe this! After that battle, after I destroyed Shannen, Rachel and I had a little face to face. Then I get a call from Hef who wants me to pose for Playboy. I just laughed and told him, 'I really don't need my career to take a step back.' I mean, I'm finally getting back to the big screen but if I pose for Playboy, the next thing I know, some soap opera will be wanting me to join the cast. I guess a lot of those Playmates think they can act, but they should take a hint from Pam Anderson and just settle for a show were all they have to do is jiggle."

The other woman spoke up, "Jesus Christ! Why don't you shut your big mouth. Here I barely know you and you've insulted me twice."

Alyssa turns around and looks at the woman, snapping bitchily, "I'm having a conversation here! If you don't like what I'm saying, tough luck for you, whoever you are."

"The name's Monaco, Kelly Monaco," the brunette said ominously.

"Oh yeah? Big Deal! Like, who cares?" Alyssa huffed as she turned her back, brushing Kelly off.

Kelly hopped down off her masseuse table and shoved Alyssa off of hers. Alyssa hit the floor with a loud grunt. She scrambled to her feet, wrapped her towel around her and when she looked up she was staring into the flashing dark eyes of Kelly Monaco!

"Consider yourself lucky," Kelly hissed. "That I'm not in the mood to kick your ass all over this spa."

"Not in the mood?" Alyssa snorted. "Or just plain scared of what I'd do to you?"

"Me? Scared of you," Kelly scoffed. "In what fantasy world are you living hon?"

"Well, the real world," Alyssa said, hitching up her slipping towel.

"I'm not one of those little wimps you see on a regular basis," Kelly said, ignoring her own towel which had fallen to her hips. "I don't like being insulted by a no-talent, plastic-injected, whore. I'll give you a choice right now, apologize or else."

"Or else what?" Alyssa said as she shoved Kelly.

Kelly immediately threw a punch at Alyssa, cracking her in the jaw and sending her back a couple of steps.

"Or else I show you some of the tricks they teach at the Playboy mansion," Kelly said as the towel dropped from her amazing body.

Kelly reached out and grabbed Alyssa by the hair, but Alyssa scooped Kelly up with a hand between her legs and sent her crashing down to the floor. Both women rolled on the floor, cussing, spitting and slapping.

"Why don't you show me those tricks," Alyssa sneered. "And I'll show you what 20 years in the industry taught me."

Alyssa's towel was gone too and now both women were wearing only panties as they rolled on the floor grabbing handfuls of each other's hair. Alyssa finally got the top position and stood up, lifting the screaming Kelly up with her. Alyssa threw Kelly into the wall where Kelly's back smashed into the wall knocking the breath out of her. Before Alyssa could follow up, Kelly flew off the wall at Alyssa, grabbing her by the hair, swinging her around and whipping her across the room!

Alyssa's back hit the massage table and she flipped right over it, landing on the floor on the far side. Kelly walked around the table toward the struggling actress, grabbing her by the hair. BUT Alyssa grabbed a squirt bottle of massage oil and sprayed it in Kelly's face. Kelly threw her hands up to protect her eyes and Alyssa buried her fist in her stomach. Kelly doubled over and Alyssa grabbed her by the hair, lifted her head up and then slammed her face down into the massage table. She lifted her head up again and slammed her face down again, this time she held it there and rubbed it on the vinyl.

Alyssa then scooped Kelly up and threw her on her back on the massage table. As Kelly blinked looking up at the overhead lights, Alyssa climbed up on the table. Kelly kicked at Alyssa's legs, knocking her feet out from under her and dropping Alyssa's amazing body down onto Kelly's equally amazing body.

As they lay belly to belly and breast to breast, Kelly challenged her, "Let's see if you can really take the heat of a real battle?"

"Bring it on Playboy slut!" Alyssa said as she tried to roll off the side of the table. But Kelly grabbed her hair and swung her own body down off the table. Sliding off the table, she landed with her entire weight on Alyssa who let out a loud, "OOMPH!"

Kelly stood up and smashed her foot down on Alyssa's body over and over. Alyssa lay there begging for her to stop as Kelly bent down and hauled Alyssa up by the hair and tossed her over the table. Kelly jumped across the table to continue her attack, but Alyssa reached up and grabbed Kelly's panties, then she fell backward - slamming Kelly's face into the desk.

Kelly lay across the table with her face on the desk, still smarting from the impact as Alyssa rested on her knees trying to recover from the beating she'd just received. Alyssa got to her feet at the same time as Kelly; both staring daggers at the other.

"You fucking whore," Alyssa screamed. "Not only will I beat the hell out of you for the fun of it, I'm gonna show you just how weak and pathetic you and all you Playmates are," as she put up her hand for a test of strength. "You wanna put up your body against mine? I'll break you like a pencil!"

Kelly locked hands and the two women pressed bodies together as they struggled for supremacy. They stepped back and slammed their bodies back together several times until Alyssa was able to move Kelly back a step.

"God, you're pathetic! You should've known better than to start something with me."

Alyssa forced Kelly back against the wall and started to slam her boobs into Kelly's as she grinned, "Admit I'm superior and I'll stop!"

But just as Alyssa said that, Kelly summoned the strength to turn Alyssa around and slam her body into Alyssa's.

"You're only better than little bone rakes that're too skinny for their own good."

Then before Kelly could do any more, Alyssa spun them both again and rammed her body into Kelly's. Kelly thrust her ass against the wall and returned the favor, slapping her bare breasts into Alyssa's. With their hands still locked, both women realized they were fairly equal in the strength department so they let go of their hands and grabbed at the other's hair.

Kelly surged forward and slammed Alyssa into the wall but Alyssa countered and wrestled Kelly to the floor where they rolled around ripping out large clumps of hair and biting anything their teeth touched. They got back to their feet and Alyssa tried to throw Kelly to the side, but Kelly blocked it. Alyssa turned her whole body around and threw Kelly in the air, smashing her into the wall and ripping out large clumps of hers hair in the process. Kelly moaned in pain at losing a large clump of hair but then a scream came from Kelly when Alyssa dug her fingers in deep in Kelly's tits.

"You goddam whore, I'll rip these off!" Alyssa kept screaming as she was dragging Kelly to the floor with the breast torture, changing her grip to inflict more pain at different spots. Kelly slumped to the floor but Alyssa dug her hands into the soft underside of her breasts and brought the Playmate back to her feet again.

"This... is ... not over," Kelly muttered, grabbing Alyssa's hair to hold her steady as she rammed her knee into her pussy.

Alyssa just stopped her entire attack and dropped to her knees, clutching her pussy and muttering, "Not….. there. Oh God!!"

Kelly grabbed Alyssa by the hair and drove a knee into Alyssa's face, knocking her onto her back. Kelly leaned on the wall for a moment, catching her breath and trying to regain her strength.

"Oh yeah,” Kelly grinned. “That was Shannen who attacked you with that stick over and over again. I bet that hasn't fully healed yet, eh?”

Kelly lifted Alyssa's legs, and started stomping her pussy over and over, again and again. Finally, she stopped for a moment, still holding Alyssa's legs in the air, taunting Alyssa about her dominance over her as Alyssa lay in tears begging her to stop.

"I'll get you for this Playboy trash," Alyssa sobbed.

Kelly jumped in the air and dropped her knee down on Alyssa's womanhood once more.

"What was that? Oh, you’ve been beaten, hon. Yes, you sure have. If I remember anything from that Pay Per View Maxim put on, it’s that your pussy wasn’t the only thing hurt was it?"

Kelly kept her knee pressing on Alyssa's pussy as she clasped Alyssa's large breasts and began to squeeze and twist. She pinched the sensitive nipple, pulling it with her fingers.

Alyssa's hands shot up and grabbed at Kelly's hair as she arched her back and dragged Kelly off of her. With tears running down her face, she started to punch Kelly's face and boobs until Kelly got her knee between Alyssa's legs again. She didn’t hit her hard, but even a soft impact was enough to get Alyssa off of her.

Kelly got up and touched her face which was now bleeding and swore, "You bitch, I’m going to destroy..."

But before she finished her threat, Alyssa ran at her and tackled her, knocking the two of them through the door into a sauna room. They grabbed each other's hair and started raining punches down on each other's face, their bodies running on pure adrenaline and the hatred that they each felt for the other. The beginning of the fight was about respect but now the two equals hated each other!

Kelly got the worst of the exchange as Alyssa opened her hand and raked her nails over Kelly's face as she scrambled to the side trying to get away as Alyssa followed her, screaming, "Playmates are nothing but wastes who should be beaten regularly."

Then Kelly turned and punted Alyssa between the legs again and it stopped her in her tracks! Before Alyssa could drop, Kelly grabbed her by the hair and slammed her face into the wall three times. Then Kelly turned her around and told the bloodied Alyssa, "My, my. Just lookit you. Why, at the Mansion you wouldn’t last ten minutes. You’d be our little punching bag. Oh, hey. Speaking of punching…..bags!"

Kelly started to use Alyssa's ripe boobs like speed bags as Alyssa wailed in pain. When she had Alyssa reeling, Kelly grabbed her by the hair and flipped her over her shoulder. Alyssa landed with a loud THUD and lay on her back stunned as Kelly dropped her ass down on her face and rubbed it in for a long time before Alyssa even knew what was going on.

The fight was over!!

Kelly had just slid back and leaned over to press her impressive bosom down on Alyssa's face when a masseuse from the spa came in and interrupted them with a shocked gasp.

"Do me a favor," Kelly said, looking up at the woman with a big grin. "Go get a Polaroid camera and bring it back here."

When the woman disappeared, Kelly pressed her boobs down over Alyssa's face and smothered her out!

Hours later, Alyssa awoke and the masseuse handed her the picture with a little note on the bottom, "Always remember, in the end the better and tougher woman will always win. Your superior in every way. Love, Kelly Monaco"

Alyssa was pissed but then the smiling masseuse told her to turn it over and read the note on the back, "PS- I bet you're wondering what I did after I beat you in the fight. Well, I had my way, Playmate style."

Alyssa put the picture in her purse, muttering, "I'll keep this as a reminder! The next time I see that bitch it'll be a different story. I'll be one hundred percent fit, then we'll see just how tough she really is!"

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