The Watchers were upon us one more time, and as was always the case Number 1 started the meeting. "Our previous round had some great action re: the Appleby-Kreuk rematch and had without a doubt our worst fight to date. Not entertaining, not hard fought, should never be mentioned at this table ever again. Of course the winner will get credit but and listen close, neither woman shall be mentioned in a fight for quite some time. To the reason we are here, one is to decide on the next five fights and the other is an announcement I shall make at the end."

Number Five: "Well the first fight is obvious, so let us get it over with. They have been sending pictures after fights, one wants revenge for being knocked out; with ONE punch!!! The other wants to cement a newly forged reputation as someone to watch out for. Both need to win, and on sight will do anything to beat the other. I am saying it is time for Sarah Michelle Gellar and Christina Aguilera to settle their differences."

Number One: "Very good that is our first fight and should be one for the ages. What else do you have"

Number Nine stood: "Rachel Stevens has lost her last two fights, Kelly Clarkson has never been in one. Let us match the two together and see who comes out on top."

Number One: "Very well and it goes into what I have planned to announce later."

Number Three: "Without knowing what you have planned I suggest a fight between two women never used here before. Kristen Bell and Brittany Snow who is legal aged for us to organize a fight for. If only Hilary Duff was there would be a lot of women in line to beat her"

Number One: "That is a fact, and let us hopes that this Bell/Snow fight is an entertaining encounter then who knows one of them could be our next Mila Kunis. I now would like to propose two fights because both come into my big announcement. The first of which is Sarah Carter who played Alicia on Smallville taking on fellow Canadian, Elisha Cuthbert"

Number Two: "Two Canadians, I thought they were all grouping together. Elisha, Kristen, Nelly and Emmanuelle all for one and all that stuff."

Number One: "That group is even larger in actual fact, but at the same place another fight will be taking place and for that fight there will be a special reward; Erika Christensen vs. Emile De Ravin."

There was a round of applauds and before the monitor showed the upcoming fights Number One continued "Now the big announcement, colleagues we are going to put together a Pay Per View type event only meant for the eyes of those who deserve to see it. There will be a number of fights taking place all inside a ring, now I hate ring fights too but in this case it shall be fun. The fights will be; number one the opener; Shania Twain taking on Geri Halliwell.

"The second fight; making their Watcher debuts and in a fight over who should be Lois Lane: Keri Russell vs. Kate Bosworth. The third match is a four corner elimination style match with Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jordan Ladd and Emmanuelle Chriqui. Johansson wants Chriqui who wants Hewitt who wants Ladd, etc., etc., etc.! Our next match will be a single pinfall Triple Threat match where the participants will be. Rachel Stevens, Nelly Furtado and Natalie Imbruglia."

"Now for you Number Two, a Royal Rumble with the participants being those women we call Elites; in Alphabetical order by first names, they are Carmen Electra, Dalene Kurtis, Danni Minogue, Emma Bunton, Eva Longoria, Jennifer Walcott, Jillian Barberie, Katie Lohmann, Kelly Carlson, Kelly Packard, Nicole Eggert, Salma Hayek, Susan Ward and finally Vanessa Marcil."

Number Two just looked open-mouthed, then finally gasped, "They'll kill each other, especially those last two! They could very well kill each other!" Then added with a grin, "It should be FUN to watch!."

Number One: "The first of three main events, a tag team match: Elisha Cuthbert and fellow Canuck Kristen Kreuk vs. Shiri Appleby and her partner will be the winner of the Emile De Ravin/Erika Christensen fight . After that, Lacey Chabert taking Melissa Joan Hart. Finally our main event a fight that we have waited since the first meeting to have as a rematch - Alyssa Milano and Kelly Monaco"

There was another round of applause as the monitor came on showing the next five fights.

Christina Aguilera (3-0) vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar (3-1)
Rachel Stevens (3-2) vs. Kelly Clarkson (1st fight)
Brittany Snow (1st fight) vs. Kristen Bell (1st fight)
Elisha Cuthbert (3-1) vs. Sarah Carter (1st fight)
Erika Christensen (1st fight) vs. Kirsten Storms (1st fight)

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