"Hey guys this is pretty crazy, eh."

"Not as crazy as you going that long trading knees with Jennifer Love Hewitt."

"Well I had to do my band proud especially you Jo. I always remember what Jennifer did to you. Plus, I had to do my country proud."

Then she heard a voice behind her, "Your country? How did you do your country proud when you left their brightest and most talented starlet to perish in the ring against that... that..."

Rachel turned around and was looking at Helena Bonham Carter.

"That Susan Ward," Rachel finished. "Hey it was me and Rachel's mistake. We thought you were a bit tough and could last longer. Sadly, we were wrong. Just what is Kelly Brook doing with you?" she asked, noticing the woman standing beside Helena.

Kelly Brook stepped between the two short women, looking down at Rachel, "If you haven't heard, while you were in hiding after the Challenge, Susan Ward said she was coming to fight England's best. The choices were made by the entire magazine and I'm one of them. Right now I'm protecting Helena since she's gotten threats from other actresses and so-called British celebrities."

"I don't need your help with her though,” Helena snapped. “I want to show everyone I'm not as pathetic as they think."

With that, Helena pushed Kelly aside and jumped into a one-two punch, knocking Rachel down. Helena quickly got on top of Rachel grabbing her by the hair as everyone came running to see what was going on. What they saw was Helena holding Rachel by her expensive dress and slapping her face back and forth.

Helena finally stopped slapping the young woman and lifted her to her feet by her dress and slammed her back into the wall. Taking Rachel by the hair, Helena threw her over the buffet table where Rachel went to the floor in a heap. She rolled over gasping and wiped her face which was covered with dressing and some orange slices. Then Rachel felt herself being dragged back around the table by the hair to where everyone could see. Helena was intent on getting this win, but Rachel wasn’t going down without a fight!

Rachel shot her legs up, kicking Helena in the face, then got to her knees and bull rushed Helena, driving her backward over the ten inch ledge onto the dance floor. Helena wouldn’t let Rachel get the advantage, however, and she grabbed Rachel's hair and twisted her around as the two women rolled across the dance floor until Helena got both hands down the front of Rachel's dress and started to rip.

"You fucking bitch" Rachel screamed as she got on top of Helena and started to repeatedly bash the actresses head on the wood floor. As Helena's eyes glazed over, Rachel got up and brought Helena up with her. She swung Helena around and around by the hair, then let go and sent her flying!

"Rip my dress will you! I like this dress,” Rachel yelled. “Now I'm going to rip you a new hole, how’s THAT sound? Hey, I'm getting used to this American Slang now.'

Rachel dropped and drove the point of her elbow down on Helena's kidneys, then straddled her back as she cupped Helena's chin in both hands and hauled back in a form of camel clutch. Helena was screaming for help and Kelly Brook just looked at her shook her head no.

"You wanted this fight,” she told her. “Now, show me what you can do."

Helena got her arms under Rachel's knees and impressing everyone there by somehow lifting the bigger, younger Rachel in the air and dumping her over backwards. The back of Rachel's head hit the floor hard and now Helena was right back in the fight. She really wanted to let her know it as she pulled the torn dress off Rachel's body and climbed onto her prone body where she started choking her with her own dress.

"It isn't over yet you cocky little bitch,” Helena screamed. “One win and you think you're the top cat in the cage?"

Helena continued to choke Rachel with the torn dress, but it was too badly shredded and ripped completely apart, giving Rachel a little break. But Helena was intent on proving she wasn't the wimp everyone thought she was after Susan Ward destroyed her and she quickly hauled Rachel back to her feet, then swept her off her feet and up onto her own shoulder! She ran a few steps before throwing the nearly naked S Club singer backward into the wall. Helena let Rachel bounce off the wall, leaving cracked plaster behind as she clamped on a bear hug as she picked Rachel up in the air and bent her backward, putting pressure on Rachel's entire body.

The young blonde was starting to pass out as Helena poured on the pressure while all Rachel could do in response was pull back on Helena's hair and bite her eyebrow. Helena let go and started pounding belly punches to make Rachel let go of her hair and it finally succeeded as Rachel let go and shoved Helena away. Helena touched her eye with her fingertip and saw it was bleeding.

"You psychotic slut. I'm going to kill you for that," Helena screamed as she drew back to punch Rachel.

She closed her eyes and swung as hard as she could, but Rachel turned aside and drove her right fist into the bloody eyebrow where she’d bitten it. Helena took a step back, but tried to punch Rachel again. This time Rachel blocked it and drove her right fist into Helena’s belly, then straightened up and slammed a left to Helena's cut eye again, followed by a right cross that kept Helena stumbling backward.

Rachel kept following Helena, her fist hitting the eye over and over until the blood from it covered the entire side of Helena's face. Rachel didn’t care and she wasn’t about to stop - not after Helena attacked her and stripped her!

"No one stop this until we say so,” Rachel warned the crowd. “I have let it be known what happens when you attack me."

She grabbed Helena’s hair and ran her beautiful face-first into the wall, pulled her head back and slammed her face into the wall over and over, focusing her attack the bloody side of Helena’s cherubic face as she battered away, drawing more blood. Everyone was yelling at Rachel to stop; even her band mates were telling her she’d done enough. Rachel let Helena go and she just dropped on her knees and toppled over forward to the floor. The younger Rachel had thoroughly deflated the cocky older woman!

Rachel then spit on Helena - very un-British behavior - and muttered, “Bitch! I came here to celebrate and have fun."

All those who knew Rachel and watched her destroy Helena were shocked! This was a new Rachel, a different Rachel, a more aggressive Rachel than they’d ever seen. Not someone to be trifled with obviously. Rachel gave Helena a dismissive kick in the ass, turned around to walk away and then saw that Helena was slowly getting back to her feet.

Helena ran at Rachel who had her back turned but just as Helena reached for her hair, Rachel ducked the clumsy attack, lifted the startled actress into the air and slammed her down while holding onto her dress. As she whipped Helena down to the floor, Rachel ripped her entire dress completely off of Helena's body.

"Little bitch, I was walking away," Rachel snarled as she peacock strutted around Helena’s prone body to her head. Rachel sat down, pulled Helena’s head between her legs and carefully wrapped her legs around her in a figure four headscissors. Tightening her legs, Rachel began to choke out the Fight Club actress. It took all of thirty seconds before Helena passed out from the combination of blood loss and oxygen depravation. Now, the fight was over!

Rachel let Helena go after another fifteen seconds and stood up. She grabbed Helena’s limp body and started to pull her up with her.

"I'm gonna make what Susan Ward did to you feel like a walk in the park."

But just then, Kelly Brook finally stepped in and shoved Rachel down to the floor.

"Enough!” Kelly snapped curtly. “You won. Nothing else is gonna happen tonight."

Rachel looked up at Kelly towering over her and knew she was outmatched. There was a reason most women there feared Kelly Brook, but then all of a sudden standing right next to Rachel appeared Rachel Weisz who stepped between them as Kelly started toward Rachel.

"Back off,” Weisz warned Kelly. “Or you have to deal with both of us," she said as she put her hand on the shoulder of her tag partner.

Kelly Brook stopped, thought a moment and then picked up Helena and tossed her over her shoulder, then turned and carried her away.

Rachel Weisz helped Rachel Stevens up and they linked arms as they walked away. Stevens borrowed some clothes from the hostess and returned to the party.

"Listen, I'm heading to America soon,” Rachel Stevens said. “Love and I are having another fight soon and I need to get two more fights in before then. One has to be a sexfight, because that’s what Jennifer is demanding we have. What do you think?" she asked.

Rachel Weisz smiled as she took Rachel’s hand and led her back to her room. For the rest of the night, Weisz gave her partner a lot of advice and guidance in the sophisticated techniques involved in sexfighting, getting Rachel primed and ready for the next chapter in her battles with the hated Jennifer Love Hewitt.