It was meeting time once again and the usual collection of cloaked figures sat around the table waiting for Number 1 to appear. Rumors were rampant that, unbeknownst to the Watchers, there was a fight they hadn’t known about and they were all anxious to hear what was going on. Finally, Number 1 entered, walked to the head of the table and leaned on it to speak.

Number 1: “As we all agreed Rachel Stevens and Nelly Furtado will fight this round though new information has just come to light. Rachel Stevens is no longer undefeated; she has indeed suffered a loss - a single loss - and in a fair fight. Do you know any of you know who was responsible?” All remained silent. Number 1 waited, then continued. “Melissa Joan Hart! She beat Rachel Stevens. The time and place doesn’t matter; it’s true Melissa avenged her loss and it was said to be as brutal as the first fight. Now though, Rachel will be fighting Nelly Furtado. What other fights do you have in store?”

Number 3 was the first to stand, “For fight number two I propose a relative newcomer to fight someone who is on a hot streak going for her. Look at this footage…” The plasma screen illuminates to show Jennifer Love Hewitt and Rachael Leigh Cook in a shoving match. Jennifer shoves Rachel to the ground but then the fight is stopped before Jennifer can do anything else to her. The sound didn’t have to be on for them to know Jennifer was calling Rachael a bitch and saying that she (Jennifer) was stronger. Number 3 continued, “I propose Monica Keena take on Jennifer next.”

All agreed, some wondered if they should set up a third Jennifer vs. Rachael match, but this would be good enough for now.

Number 5 stood up, “Well this needs no introduction, and we wanted to do this last round. Rachel Bilson vs. Elisha Cuthbert!”

They all cheered that suggestion, it was only a matter of time before someone proposed that one. Number 1 looked around and pressed a button, the screen lit up showing a gigantic brawl with four women; Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Rachel Bilson and Elisha.

Number 1 said, “Guess which two started that… Jessica looking for revenge for the ‘cheapshot’ she got from Elisha! Word was Simpson was hammering Elisha before she saw Britney. Then it just got fun. Sadly, it was broken up of course”

Number 10 stood up, “Then on that accord, Britney must fight the woman she hit by accident, Laura Harris! But unfortunately, Britney is on tour right now but I'd still like to see her fight someone. There's a British woman whom I believe is a perfect choice, Jennifer Ellison. Not only is she handy, but we can set the fight up easily!"

Number 1: “A good choice number 10!”

Number 7 stood next, “Jennifer got into it with Rachael, but Jennifer’s had two fights since she lost to Rachael while Cook’s had none! Rachael should fight Kristen Kreuk.”

Number 1: “There you have it, five fights! Here they are...”

Match #1: Nelly Furtado (3W – 0L) vs. Rachel Stevens (3W – 1L)
Match #2: Jennifer Love Hewitt (3W- 3L) vs. Monica Keena (1st fight)
Match #3: Rachel Bilson (1W- 0L) vs. Elisha Cuthbert (2W-0L)
Match #4: Jennifer Ellison (1st fight) vs. Britney Spears (1W -1L)
Match #5: Rachel Leigh Cook (2W-1L) vs. Kristen Kreuk (1W-2L)
Special "Between Matches Fight" Elisha Cuthbert vs. Mila Kunis

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