Some couldn’t show; Rachel Stevens, Shiri Appleby, Alyssa Milano and Maria Checa weren't there, but those who did show up were women who'd have been victims any time they weren’t fighting each other! Jennifer Love Hewitt was always good for a fight - or to beaten on, depending who you asked - was there; standing next to a fireplace talking to Neve Campbell, her friend from 'Party of Five.' On the other side of the room stood Rachel Leigh Cook and she was staring at Jennifer, who was staring back at her! They didn't like each other at all and both had the same kind of personality so naturally, they didn't click with the other. Both told the person they were talking too that they'd be right back, then walked over to a couch where they sat down beside each other.

"God it is taking so much not to beat the hell out of you right now, Jennifer you would not believe."

"Well we did fight and I won, I'm tougher than you. (The two women were just staring daggers at each other ready to pounce) I'm stronger than you. And because of the agreement we made you have to acknowledge it and move on."

All eyes were watching the two women closely as Rachel turned her body towards Jennifer and Jennifer followed suit. Now their legs were almost atop the others and they looked right at the other. "Maybe you need to show me again, and then I'll move on."

"Two fucking bitches sitting down!" Sarah Michelle Gellar disliked Jennifer for going out with her now husband before she married him, but there were many other reasons as well. Plus, SMG had pretty much the same disregard for Rachel, whom she felt took parts that should have gone to her!

"Well look at this, Sarah Michelle Gellar! I didn't think you would ever show up to one of these again after what Mena Suvari did to you last year and back in public after losing to Beverly Mitchell. Wow Sarah I'm impressed."

"After the way you lost to Soleil and that English woman, you really shouldn't talk," Rachel said to Jennifer. "Then again you never got powerbombed in an elevator either."

Sarah smiled, "You know something Rachel, maybe I should powerbomb you right here."

"Maybe you should, I'd like to see it!" Sarah smiled at Rachel who was smiling up at her, then Sarah looked up and saw something else that was very interesting to her, the woman she'd made fun of on SNL, Christina Aguilera!

Leaving Rachel and Jennifer alone again she walked over to Xtina, "You got some kind of problem Dirty grrl?"

Christina chuckled, "I remember about you doing that SNL and what you thought about me, pretty funny well the way you tried to look anyway. A full shirt and a fake ass! Well, I didn't' t need that stuff, some people are blessed with the real thing."

Sarah retorted, "No you just needed to be a DIRTY whore, and that is just what you are."

They kept trading little barbs. But it wasn't only the watcher women who were there. Eliza Dushku was there with Shannen Elizabeth and she observed, "This is the night! Get back to what you were, Liz. Have you figured out yet who to challenge?"

Shannen grinned, "Yep! Just waiting for something else to break out somewhere... When did she get here."

Eliza, blinking, "Huh? Who? Oh Heigl. Don't worry about her, I hear someone else wants to knock that one off her high horse."

"And just who is that?" a very interested Shannen Elizabeth wanted to know.

"I'll tell you that if; you tell me who you're planning on fighting," Eliza purred.

The two conversed a little while a few feet away stood three Canadians; Nelly Furtado, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and Kristen Kreuk. All three were talking quietly when Lacey Chabert joined them but Kristen ignored Lacey and kept looking around the room.

"So Shiri Appleby isn't here?" Kristen asked "Good for her! Look, Natalie Portman's over there. We had a hell of a fight before she beat me. Knocked me out good but I almost had her though. I'm going to go say hi."

Kristen went over to Natalie and the two were anything but hostile as they chatted. Both knew their fight could have gone either way, but Natalie had won. Lacey was still with Nelly who helped her teach a lesson to Jennifer Love Hewitt while Nelly beat on Rachel Stevens when Lacey suddenly said, "Look at her over there, she and Rachel should only fight each other, the two wimps." "Didn't she beat you? And don't call Rachel a wimp she's my friend," Emmanuelle said, getting upset.

"She beat you too, but the difference is I'm returning the favor tonight!"

"No you're not, I am! I had her beat...and take back what you said about Rachel."

"Make me!"

"Wait a second girls, you don't want to do this here" Nelly stepped in not because she did not want to see a fight between Emmanuelle and Lacey but because she didn't want to choose who to help.

Just then, walking past those three were Jessica Simpson and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe with Liv Tyler. Jessica and Nelly exchanged a glance, then Jodi spoke up, "Don't even bother with hateful glances unless you want to do something."

Jessica looked at Jodi, "Maybe I should, she got a lucky win over me. Not yet for her, I have a movie part to worry about and a little bitch on the set who don't know when to shut up."

Then Jessica screamed out that one word that took over the party - "CATFIGHT!!!!!!!'

FIGHT ONE: Mila Kunis vs. Kristen Kreuk

Words like "slut" and "bitch" echoed across the entire party getting everyone's attention as Mila Kunis and Kristen Kreuk started slamming each other into walls by the hair. They let one hand go only long enough to slap on the other, then grabbed hair once more. The people around were cheering and taking pictures as they kicked at the other's legs trying to trip her up. They got to one point of a bookcase and Mila got slammed back and groaned a little, then she tried to turn Kristen but the young Canadian stood her ground hauling Mila's head forward onto her shoulder and then slamming it backward!

"You slut Should've walked out when you first saw me. It's going to be a repeat of our first fight," Kristen said as she nailed a knee to Mila's stomach. As Mila doubled over, Kristen kept one hand in her hair and started slapping the back of Mila's head with the other. "Except this time ..." Before Kristen could continue her taunt, Mila put her two forearms at Kristen's stomach and pushed off. They crashed over a couch and were stuck between the couch and the wall. Mila had her legs, which were still over the top of the couch, untangled and started hitting right hands into Kristen's sides

Kristen was grunting with each blow, but continued slapping Mila on the back of the neck. A quick haul and pull away got Kristen completely off the couch, and Mila fell onto the couch. Kristen grabbed Mila by the hair and whipped her back over front so Mila was now on her back, throwing her leg over the top of Mila; she slapped Mila in the face once.

"Lousy Russian bitch, you should never have came here!"

Mila got her hands up trying to block Kristen's slaps she ended up grabbing the front of Kristen's shirt and hauled her down slamming Kristen's chest into the arm rest. Then pushing off the couch the two young women went to the floor now with Mila on top

Grabbing Kristen by the neck and lifting her up a bit Mila screamed something in Russian then slapped Kristen in the face. Pressing her palm on Kristen's face Mila got up and grabbed Kristen's long hair and dragged her around the room.

"Look at her scream for mercy; she'll get none from me," Mila laughed as she hauled Kristen to her feet. But Kristen shot her elbow back and hit Mila between her boobs. She let go of Kristen's hair and the Canadian turned around grabbing Mila by the shirt she pushed her back to the wall were Mila put her hands up to Kristen's face.

"Get away from me!" Mila had her hands all over Kristen's face pushing her away and Kristen couldn't get in close but then she jumped back screaming as Mila scratched her face.

"I gave you the chance!" Mila said as she took three quick steps and hit a knee to Kristen's face.

Mila got her hands in front of it but still took the brunt of it. Kristen was on her stomach turtleing and Mila was hitting little kicks to her sides.

"Come on bitch, I waited to long to do this. I knew it would be easy, and that's just what it is; easy."

Mila bent down grabbing Kristen and lifting her up, but now it was Kristen's turn for some dirty fighting as she hit a low blow. Mila's eyes went wide and her mouth dropped as she fell to her knees. A tear started to come from her eye but Kristen whose tears were starting to dry, stayed on her knees and slapped Mila down to the ground. Jumping on her back Kristen arms went flying as she started hitting slap after slap.

"Pick a fight, drag me around the room and scratch my face. I won't let you out of here until I am finished!"

Kristen stopped slapping for a moment to scratch Mila's face. She then grabbed Mila's ears and rammed her head off the floor twice

After the first she called her a bitch then she hit her down the second time and screamed at the top of her lungs how much she hated Mila. She lifted Mila up a third time but Mila brought her arms up with the momentum and slammed them into Kristen's shoulder's knocking her off balance. Mila grabbed hold of Kristen's shirt to keep her body up but as Kristen regained her lost balance and slammed Mila down but in doing so, ripped her own shirt down the front. Kristen suddenly felt all the eyes in the room on her and got bashful knowing her chest was exposed. She covered her chest and stepped in front of Mila who was crying.

Mila started to get up and Kristen looked at her, "You did this to me!"

She jumped at Mila, pinning her face down and ass up in the air as she hit a couple of clubbing blows to Mila's back then forcefully started taking the shirt of Mila' back, as it came closer to getting off Mila pushed forward.

She had Kristen down for a moment but Kristen kicked with her knee to Mila's side effectively knocking her away. She again jumped at Mila this time jumping on her back Again Kristen went at Mila's shirt hauling it off of Mila's body as it came off though Mila shot her elbow back knocking the Canadian off her back. Mila jumped on top of Kristen and slammed her head down to the floor. Mila now got her legs untangled from Kristen's and sat up on her. Kristen hit Mila with a boob slap, but Mila grabbed her wrist and slammed it down to the ground, then caught Kristen's other hand and slammed it down as well. Mila's hair falling over her face, looked down at Kristen who seemed very frightened!

"If you give up now and admit with your loudest voice, that I am the better woman nothing will happen." Mila let go of one of Kristen's hands and slapped the Smallville star in the face. Before Kristen could do anything with her free hand Mila slammed it back down, “Or I can beat you senseless like we both know I can."

"I won't give up do your worst," Kristen said bravely, she could tell by the look in Mila's eyes that Mila expected her to give in and never thought this out much and Mila was unsure of what to do.

Mila went to slap Kristen again but at the same moment she let go of one of Kristen's wrists. Kristen followed the slap and took it then hit Mila in the triceps knocking her off the top. Kristen rolled between Mila's legs and grabbed at Mila's small boobs and gave as much of a squeeze as she could. Mila screamed but threw her free leg over Kristen's waist and locked in a leg scissor. But again, Kristen found herself in a precarious predicament as she let go of the breast claw and tried to pry Mila's legs apart, Mila though grabbed at her opponents hair and hauled back on it. Both women were screaming now and Kristen had somehow gotten over the top of Mila who still was pulling at her hair and had her in a leg scissor. Mila felt Kristen's tears fall on her stomach and was laughing at it.

"Poor little baby should just give up!" Mila said cattily.

Kristen opened her eyes and raised her fist and nailed Mila in the stomach. Mila let go of both attacks and gasped for air. She started crawling away as Kristen lay there hitting the floor with her fist trying to get up and continue on. Mila made it to the fireplace and everyone around moved aside, and she started to make her way up still looking for some air. She finally got up and looked at her side and seen costar Laura Prepon.

"Keep it up Mila the fight is yours."

"She's mine, I got her right were I want her." Mila walked forward slicking her black hair back, Kristen was only then starting to get back to her feet. Mila got to her, "Now bitch it's time!"

All of a sudden though Kristen nailed Mila's arms away and hit a right handed slap followed by a left. Then another right, followed by the right backhand. Mila was going backwards as Kristen nailed slap after slap. As she slapped Mila back to the fireplace, three women showed up Kristanna Loken was in the center and showed up first. She pointed her finger at Laura, warning her, "Don't interfere!"

Katherine Heigl doubled that notion and Kristanna looked at her like, "Who are you?"

The fight went on as both statuesque beauties watched Laura and glared at the other. Mila had covered up her face. "Fuck you bitch!"

The uncharacteristic words came from Kristen's innocent mouth as she nailed a knee. Mila grabbed Laura's arm and slipped behind her stopping Kristen's attack. Loken and Heigl stepped up and couldn't get past the other when Mila stepped out quickly and hit her own slap knocking Kristen face first onto the mantle.

Mila hit a kidney punch, "Oh, you will pay! Now turn around!"

Mila turned her around but was hit with a slap to the face. As Mila stepped back Kristen stepped up and hit another slap after slap. Until she hit a backhand slap that sent Mila for a twist and fell body first onto the couch Kristen stood there listening to all the people chanting her name and motioned for Mila to bring more.

"Come on, or are you done?"

Mila stood up and turned around and as she did Kristen jumped into another slap that knocked both brunettes over the couch, everything on the end table also crashed to the floor and Mila felt something in her hand and as Kristen went to finish the fight, Mila swung and hit Kristen in the face knocking her out cold

Only one person seen the cordless phone in Mila's hands as she was quick to throw it away. Mila stood up and brought Kristen up to her feet, and nailed a punch that made it seem like that was what knocked Kristen out.

"I knew you were a wimp and not in my league, now there is only one thing to do, first I take my souvenir."

Which Mila did removing Kristen bra and stuffing it in her pocket. "Now someone open that door," she said. "I'm throwing the wimp out!" Mila looked up first and noticed that Natalie Portman was the woman who was staring at her. As Mila was dragging Kristen out she wondered if Natalie had seen her use the phone. A mystery for later now she had this to do. "And stay out you lousy wimp."

FIGHT TWO: Rachel Leigh Cook vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Kristen Kreuk lost to Mila Kunis who with her last bit of energy threw her out of the house. Only two people barely watched that fight and everyone else went back to what they were doing Sarah Michelle Gellar and Christina Aguilera were still having a heated argument.

Sarah had enough and started to turn her back, saying, "I'm tired of dealing with a skanky whore like you."

Christina screamed, "What did you say, say it to my face?"

Sarah turned around and got right into Christina's face, "I called you a skanky whore... (The two women stared right at each other) deal with it."

The people there watching gave an “ooh” as Christina stepped back and turned around waving her arms up in the air askng, "Who wants to watch me kick this wannabe's ass?"

But as Christina turned back, Sarah looked square at her then jumped into a punch hitting her square on the jaw, knocking her out cold! Standing over her, she looked like Buffy after conquering a foe, a bang of her hair falling down slightly over her face. Then Sarah squatted down and dirty danced all over Christina's face before she picked her up by the hair and dragged her to the door, bent her over and kicked her ass out of the party! Sarah, who was wearing a white top with a zipper, unzipped her top and turned around to give everyone a look at her strong but small body.

"I gave her what she wanted and now look at her!"

Sarah was tightening her entire body, showing how well conditioned she was but there was another interest at the moment as a few men, Vince Vaughn, in particular, were trying to goad Rachel Leigh Cook and Jennifer Love Hewitt into a fight. "Come on both of you obviously want to fight it out, and seriously Jennifer if you can really take her prove it. And Rachel do you really want to be known as Jennifer's little bitch for you're career."

The two women looked at each other hatefully looking in the other's eyes. "Let's go outside you and me," Jennifer said

"Sounds good let's go!" Rachel replied and the two women stood up and walked to the verandah doors and down to the grass.

Rachel unbuttoned her black sweater top and threw it on top of a picnic table as she walked to an open grass area with nothing around, just a small foot and half moat. Rachel just had on her black slacks and a white tank top on. Jennifer walked by the picnic table and took off her shoulder sprawl, walking to be Rachel was she had on a white tube top, showing her large breasts. As the crowd circled the two women someone pointed out that Rachel's breasts were almost as large as Jennifer.

"I just don't feel the need to show them off like some less talented people do."

Jennifer grabbed Rachel by the side of the hair and pointed her finger in her face, "What did you say?"

Rachel slapped Jennifer in the face "You heard me." Jennifer took the slap then tackled Rachel to the ground, but Rachel grabbed her in an immediate headlock and twisted Jennifer off the top and was now on Jennifer's side with one leg on top of both Jennifer's.

Slapping Jennifer in the face three times Rachel then honked Jennifer's nose "look at this clown and how easily I handle her."

Jennifer reached up grabbing the back of Rachel's hair and hauled her backwards on it till Rachel let go. Rachel turned around and grabbed Jennifer's hair. She was lying perpendicular on Jennifer's body both women were grunting, and Rachel was pushing her body up. She finally got to be she wanted to be and pressed her chest down onto Jennifer's face. Jennifer with all her strength ripped Rachel off her face and then rolled away gasping for air.

Rachel was up to her feet motioning for Jennifer to get up, "Come on bitch I got more for you. You felt my superior breasts against your face, here is what they look like."

Jennifer got up and took off her own top and threw it into the crowd, "Superior to these, you are joking!"

Both women were circling each other with their hands outstretched and bodies bent over.

"Why don't you remember the collision and who won when our bodies collided."

Jennifer did remember and she suddenly lunged at Rachel and Rachel lunged at Jennifer the two women's fingers sank into the other's hair ripping at it then worked down to the other' face.

All either women were saying as they stood up scratching the other's face was, "I hate you!"

All watching were surprised that these seemingly innocent young women were tearing into each other with such reckless abandon. Jennifer shot her chest out slamming it into Rachel's and Rachel Leigh fell off balance and Jennifer pushed her down to the ground

Jennifer had Rachel mounted and a grip on the top of her hair and hauled Rachel up so far and started hitting forehand and backhand slaps. Finally she threw Rachel's head down to the ground.

Jennifer looked around at the cheering crowd and smiled a perfect smile while reaching back and unclasping her bra. She shook her chest for all the men then slowly brought it down on Rachel's face. She went down to slow as Rachel Leigh raised her head and bit down on one of Jennifer's nipples. All Jennifer could do was scream as Rachel forced Jennifer off the top position. Rachel was now at Jennifer's side still with her tit bite on. She slowly got atop Jennifer pinning both of Jen's arms down with her knees. She grabbed a hold of Jen's nipples with her thumb and index fingers and hauled out and twisted and pulled on them eliciting more screams from Jennifer.

"There is something you all need to know, the only way for Jennifer to win a fight is with a breast smother. I'm going to take that away from her" and that was what Rachel started doing grabbing one of Jennifer's boobs with both hands and twisting it, digging her hands into it hard as possible and giving Jennifer an Indian sunburn.

She then started slapping both sides of the boob, while saying "How is it is to kick Jennifer's ass, it's fun let me tell you."

Jennifer bucking her hips trying to force Rachel off of her, and as Rachel grabbed Jennifer's boobs to hold on the bucking got more furious. Rachel had let one of Jennifer's hands and that hand immediately went upwards catching the inside of Rachel's bra strap and knocking Rachel off the top.

Jennifer like a woman possessed rolled into who was on her side, grabbed at one of Rachel's boobs and pushed her down to her back and ripped the bra clean off. With every bit of strength in her small body and squeezed at Rachel's boob. Rachel Leigh screamed and opened her eyes and seen Jennifer's mouth open wide as she went downwards.

Jennifer was biting Rachel's boob and all Rachel was doing was screaming then in a jerk reaction her knee came up and hit Jennifer in the head knocking Jennifer away.

Both women got up to their feet, completely topless and breasts badly beaten. Each woman was breathing heavy. Jennifer suddenly rushed at Rachel and the two went tumbling down into the small moat at the bottom of the hill and into the moat. The entire crowd started going down hill and they seen the two women trashing around. Both women fell back down and got back up whipping there to and fro, each hit a slap then crashed back in the water and all those people could see was each woman's legs coming out of the water as they rolled around.

The rolling stopped and there was a pair of legs straight up in the air and a back coming out of the water for a moment only to reemerge itself. Those there at the right angle could not tell who emerged each time from the water but knew what they were choking the other, and keeping them under. Finally, the legs dropped completely into the water and a body stood up straight and all around wondered whom it was as she just looked down. She finally turned around and slicked her wet hair back and Jennifer Love Jennifer stood in the moonlight. Her body full of mud, her panties were water soaked and she looked up on the hill and seen two women who were talking about fighting her, one who had jumped on her after her last fight and another who was friends with the woman she had just beaten.

"Is that what all of you wanted to see, if there are any more questions about who is tougher..." Before Jennifer could finish she was tackled from behind by Rachel who was not completely out of it.

"Don't even think of finishing that sentence." Rachel Leigh rubbed her face in the mud until Jennifer shot her elbow back and knocked her off, Jennifer immediately turned and slapped Rachel who fell back into the moat.

Jennifer screamed, "I'll make sure your done this time."

Jen jumped in the air but Rachel Leigh got he feet up and flipped Jennifer into the water causing a big splash.

Jennifer slowly got back to her feet and felt Rachel grab her in a bear hug, and Jennifer wrapped her own arms around Rachel Leigh’s waist.

"Lets show everyone just who is stronger, what a finish"

Both women squeezed with all the power they had, their bare breasts were compressed completely into the others, and both women fell down to their knees after the first minute of mutual bear hugs.

"I feel you weakening Rachel, you will lose and it's going to be soon."

Rachel tightened her arms and Jennifer let out a little yelp "Oh I'm not weakening, I'm just beginning."

Now Rachel let out a cry as Jennifer tightened her arms even more, and the two women fell back into the water, the two women rolled around in the water and came back to the edge of the water were Rachel was on top of Jennifer, and Jen no longer had her arms wrapped around Rachel

Jennifer was screaming as her ribs were being badly damaged, and all Rachel was demanding was for Jennifer to admit that she lost.

"Never, go to hell."

"I'll prove I'm the stronger" Rachel started to stand up with Jennifer still in the bear hug and as she got to her feet, Jennifer went to do something but Rachel powered Jennifer up onto her shoulder. Rachel Leigh jumped up and down a few times and Jennifer cried out her surrender.

Everyone around never talked about how tough Rachel was, they just made fun of Jennifer. Rachel Leigh never paid any attention as she threw Jennifer hard down to the ground. Sitting atop Jennifer's stomach she slapped her in the face.

"Say it again, louder"

"I GIVE UP."

Suddenly Rachel dropped her breasts down covering Jennifer's face, "You like that? It don't feel good does it? Someone take a picture of this!"

About fifty flashes went off and by the time Rachel let Jennifer go she was barely conscious, but pleading, "You won, just....just leave me alone.... you won....OK?"

Rachel did get up and walked a few steps and remembered something women would make her do, when they beat her up and she wanted to leave Jennifer with a lasting memory. She turned back around, let her pants and panties drop and then straddled Jennifer's face as she commanded gruffly, "You know what to do, bitch!"

After satisfying herself on Jennifer's face, Emmanuelle Chriqui came down, wrapped a coat around her friend and they walked away with their arms around one another's waists.

Emmanuelle sighed, "That was awesome!"