The Witches Tournament by John J.

Introduction: The rounds will get progressively more catty as the tournament continues.

Round 1 will be ring wrestling in shorts and T-shirts or crop tops. Victory will be by pin, submission, or knockout.

Round 2 will be apartment style wrestling/catfighting in bikinis or other sexy swimwear, with a victory by submission or knockout.

Round 3 will be outside catfights in dresses, with a victory by submission or knockout.

The final round will take place in the infamous Rose Garden arena that was often used in Jeff's celebrity fight tournaments. The ladies will wear dresses/gowns for that fight, with victory achieved by a Texas Death match.

The referees will be two ladies who deal with witches and other supernatural creatures on a regular basis. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Charisma Carpenter.
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Fight 1: Kathy Najimy vs. Melissa Joan Hart

Kathy Najimy tugged nervously on her black shorts and white T-shirt as she waited in her corner of the wrestling ring for the fight to begin. The heavy brunette thought that her size would mean a lot and that she would be able to push around little Melissa with her weight advantage.

Melissa meanwhile posed and flirted with the audience as she waited in her corner. She gave the audience little peaks under her white crop top. She bent over slightly to allow her cutoff jeans to ride up her gorgeous ass and show off a little more of her butt. Melissa knew that she was giving up a lot of weight and height to Kathy, but she figured that her skills at wrestling and especially catfighting would allow her to take the fight to the bigger woman and control her.

Sarah Michelle Gellar stood in one corner and gave the signal. The bell rang with the familiar "DING!" heard throughout the fight arenas of the world.

Kathy came out of her corner cautiously and slowly, while Melissa leapt out of her corner and charged at her adversary. Melissa ran in and full speed and leapt at Kathy. She nailed the bigger brunette with a clothesline across the throat. Kathy staggered back slightly but didn't go down, as the little blonde sped past her. Kathy dropped hard as Melissa lashed out with her feet and kicked Kathy in the back of the knees. Kathy yelped as she dropped to the canvas. Melissa leapt up and splashed Kathy. She tried to go for a quick pin, but Kathy tossed her off like a little doll. Both women got up quickly and were ready to continue the battle. Once again, Melissa lunged at the bigger woman, while Kathy just stood her ground. Melissa charged in, but Kathy pushed her back with a hard shove that put the blonde down hard on her back at mid-ring. Kathy surveyed Melissa and stepped in. She leapt up, with her knee bent. Melissa rolled out of the way as Kathy came down. Kathy moaned in pain as she landed on her knee. Melissa got quickly up and hauled Kathy up by her hair. She whipped the brunette into the corner and then chased in after her with a big knee to the gut. Kathy doubled over as the air rushed out of her lungs. Melissa grabbed hold of Kathy's hair again and nailed her with a knee lift to the face that bloodied her nose, and sent her over hard.

Melissa quickly got back on the attack as she grabbed Kathy's leg, the one she previously kicked, and trapped her in a stepover toehold. Kathy yelped as Melissa poured on the pressure. Though in pain, Kathy used her size to power her way closer to the ropes and she grabbed the middle rope. Sarah came over and told Melissa, "Break!" Melissa held on a little longer and then complied, as she released Kathy's leg.

Melissa backed off and Kathy got up. Sarah then shouted out, "OK, FIGHT!" Sarah moved off and let them continue. Melissa was shocked when Kathy charged in at her. Melissa tried to dodge, but it was too late. Kathy grasped her in a bearhug and started to squeeze her ribs and midriff. Melissa yelped in pain as she felt like her ribs had started to crack. The more Melissa yelped, the more Kathy squeezed. Kathy decided to further her attack as she ran at the cornerpost and rammed Melissa's back into the cornerpost. The little blonde screeched as her back took the impact. Kathy backed off and tried the move again. Melissa suddenly ducked in with her head and headbutted Kathy twice. The brunette staggered as she saw stars. Melissa freed herself and got away. Melissa desperately sucked in air as she tried to get her breathe back quickly and get on the attack before Kathy was ready again. Melissa bounced herself off the ropes and ran at Kathy. She nailed Kathy solidly with a dropkick to the tits that put the brunette down. Kathy rolled in pain as she went down. Melissa got up still struggling to get her breath back. Melissa grabbed Kathy by the hair and trapped her in a standing headscissors for a while. She choked Kathy at the same time as she regained her own breath and strength. Kathy knew that she was losing and getting choked, so she tried to muscle out of the hold. Melissa feared that would soon. Melissa grabbed at Kathy's legs and tried to pick them up. Kathy weighed too much more than Melissa for her to be able to pick her completely up, but Melissa got her partway up and then kicked out. Kathy still dropped down on her own head. It wasn't a perfect piledriver, but effective enough to stun the brunette.

Melissa went for another pin, but Kathy kicked out at a two count. Melissa hauled Kathy to her feet and tried to whip her into the corner again, but Kathy reversed it and whipped Melissa instead. Kathy chased in and splashed the blonde into the cornerpost. Melissa groaned in pain and dropped hard. Kathy went for a pin this time, but Melissa just barely managed to kick out before the three count.

Kathy picked up the little blonde and whipped her off the ropes for a clothesline, but Melissa ducked under and bounced off the other ropes. Melissa went for a clothesline of her own, but like at the beginning of the match, couldn't bring down Kathy with it. Kathy spun around and backfisted Melissa across the mouth. Melissa staggered back. Kathy moved in and tried to kick Melissa in the pussy, but Melissa moved out of the way just in time. Melissa was enraged that Kathy tried that on her, and she fired back with a pussy kick of her own. Kathy yelped in pain as she dropped hard. Melissa held Kathy's legs apart as she dropped her knee into Kathy's wounded crotch. Melissa flipped Kathy's legs over and trapped her in a matchbook pin. Sarah moved in and gave her the count, "1...2....3..." The bell rang, "DING! DING! DING!"

Sarah grabbed Melissa's arm and raised it in the air, "The winner of this first tournament fight is Melissa Joan Hart."

Melissa, hurt and slightly bloodied, waved and smiled to the crowd as she went back to the dressing room. Kathy got up and waited a while before she returned, not interested in a rematch with Hart.
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Fight 2: Sandra Bullock vs. Holly Marie Combs

The two brunettes stared at each other coldly from across the ring. Sandra, the older fight, wore a blue tank top and blue shorts for the fight, while Holly picked a red crop top and red shorts for her attire. Charisma Carpenter, the referee for this fight, stood in the corner and waited for things to settle down. When she was satisfied, Charisma gave the signal and the bell rang to announce the start of the fight.

Holly intended to get a quick start to this fight and put Sandra down fast. Holly charged in and lunged at Sandra. Sandra dodged and kicked as Holly flew at her. Holly went down with her ribs on fire with pain, where Sandra landed her kick. Sandra hoisted Holly up by the hair and whipped her off the ropes. Sandra went for a clothesline, but Holly ducked under and bounced off the other ropes. Sandra turned just in time to get nailed across the throat with Holly's clothesline. Sandra rolled and struggled to her knees, only to helped the rest of the way up to her feet by Holly with a vicious hairpull. Holly maintained her secure hold on Sandra's hair and yanked her to the corner. Holly rammed Sandra's face into the turnbuckle several times, until the big brunette started to see stars. Sandra managed to get a leg up and blocked the next slam. She retaliated in kind, and Holly found her own face slammed into the turnbuckle. After three slams, Holly flopped over disoriented. Sandra was still a bit wobbly herself, but she grabbed Holly by the hair and yanked her up to her feet. Sandra lifted her adversary up and placed her in an over the shoulder backbreaker. Holly soon snapped back to reality as her spine was bent over Sandra's shoulder. Holly screamed in pain and she began to flail around as she tried to free herself. Sandra saw that she would soon lose the hold, so she dumped Holly off her shoulder. Holly dropped to the canvas like a sack. She groaned as she pushed herself to her knees to get up and continue, but Holly went back down again as Sandra delivered several stomps to her hurt lower back. Holly rolled over, and as Sandra came in for another stomp, she grabbed Sandra's leg and gave it a hard twist. Sandra yelped as she twisted over and went down.

Both ladies started to get up, with Sandra a little faster. Holly was nearly up, when Sandra grabbed her in a headlock and then yanked on her shorts. Sandra hoisted her up and over in a suplex. Holly crashed down hard on her lower back again. Holly moaned in pain as she laid there on the canvas. She wanted to cry, but refused to give Sandra the satisfaction of knowing how bad it hurt. Holly resolved herself to take the fight back to Sandra and hurt her. Sandra got up quickly and lined herself up for an elbow drop. Holly rolled away at the last minute, and Sandra landed on her own elbow. Holly got on the offensively quickly as she clamped a hammerlock on Sandra's arm, the arm she just hurt. Sandra howled in pain as Holly poured on the pressure. With her free arm, Holly grabbed a fistful of Sandra's hair and forced her to partially get up, while she maintained the hammerlock hold. Holly maneuvered her legs and went to clamp on a bodyscissors, but she lost the hammerlock while she worked her legs into position. Holly squeezed Sandra's midriff with her legs as hard as she could. Sandra gasped in pain a few times. Sandra cocked back her fist and plowed hard punches into Holly's midriff repeatedly. After three blows, Holly gasped and released her scissors hold as she rolled away.

The two beautiful fighters got up slowly and watched each other warily.

They circled as they closed and watched for their chance to strike. They locked up at mid-ring, and they both pushed and shoved as they sought an advantage. Sandra suddenly dropped back and let herself fall. She had a firm grasp on Holly, and the smaller fighter flipped up and over, right onto her back again. Sandra grabbed her by the hair and hoisted her up again. Holly lashed out and punched as hard as she could into Sandra's pussy. Sandra shrieked in pain and quickly released Holly as she clutched herself. Holly started to kick Sandra in the gut, tits and back as she hovered over her downed adversary. Holly picked her up and then slammed her down hard as she pinned Sandra. Charisma moved in and counted. Holly only got a 2 count, before Sandra kicked out. Sandra got and Holly went right after her. Holly grabbed her arm and whipped her into the corner. Holly charged in after her and nailed Sandra with a knee to the gut. Sandra coughed as the air was forced out of her. Holly wound up for a big right hook to the jaw, but Sandra blocked the punch and staggered Holly with a right to the tits. Sandra reversed the situation and shoved Holly into the corner. Sandra regained her momentum after several forearm smashes to the tits and a nasty kneelift to the face. Holly went down and Sandra went for a pin. Sandra held her down, but only got a 2 count from Charisma before the feisty little brunette kicked out. Holly surprised Sandra as she quickly did a flip and held Sandra down. Charisma counted, and Sandra just barely beat the three count as she kicked free.

Both women got up and went on the attack. They locked up, but Sandra whipped Holly into the corner. Sandra held Holly in the corner as she pounded her with kidney and lower back punches. Holly yelped in pain, but quickly went back on the attack with a swift backfist to the face that bloodied Sandra's mouth. Sandra staggered back as Holly pursued. Holly caught Sandra and secured a headlock. She dropped Sandra to the canvas with a bulldog. Sandra rolled as Holly backed off for her next move. Holly climbed the ropes and set herself for a top rope splash. Holly launched herself, and at that moment, Sandra raised her knees.

Holly couldn't stop herself as she crashed down onto Sandra's knees.

Holly yelped in pain as she rolled over.

Sandra flipped the smaller brunette over and grabbed her legs. Sandra squatted down over Holly's back and secured a Boston Crab hold. Holly moaned in pain and tried to pull free. Sandra just leaned over harder. Holly screamed again.

Sandra demanded, "Give up bitch?"

Holly's back was on fire from the nasty submission hold. She yelled out, "YES! Please stop. I give!"

Sandra released the hold, and Holly just laid on the canvas in tears.

The bell rang, "DING! DING! DING!"

Charisma came over and grabbed Sandra's hand and raised it up high. She said, "The winner of the second preliminary match is SANDRA BULLOCK!" Sandra waved and smiled for her fans as she walked out.

Alyssa Milano and Shannen Doherty came over and helped their costar get back on her feet and back to the dressing room.
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Fight 3: Alyssa Milano vs. Bette Midler

Alyssa Milano paced nervously in her corner as she waited for the fight to start. She was worried about the size difference between herself and Bette. She knew that she would give it her all in this fight, but didn't want to get hurt by her larger adversary. Alyssa paced nervously as her gorgeous hips swayed in her short shorts. Her gorgeous breasts were barely contained by the little crop top that she picked for the fight.

Bette looked extremely confident as she glared at Alyssa from her corner. Bette felt like a win was a foregone conclusion and that the only real question was how long it would take her to finish off Alyssa. Or more appropriately, how long she would make the little brunette suffer, before finishing her off. Bette choose a normal everyday shorts and T-shirt set to wear for the fight.

Sarah Michelle Gellar returned as the referee for this match. She watched and waited a few minutes and then signaled for the start of the fight. Once again, the "DING!" sounded to start the fight. Bette charged in at Alyssa, while Alyssa just stood in her corner, froze like a deer in headlights. Bette smirked as she saw a quick end to the fight. Alyssa was merely playing possum though, and as Bette approached, she ducked and rolled. Bette crashed at full speed into the turnbuckle. Alyssa was up like a flash and grabbed Bette's hair and slammed her head into the turnbuckle a couple times. She quickly changed gears and planted several solid punches to the kidneys. Bette retaliated with a backfist that staggered Alyssa. Bette grabbed the brunette's arm and whipped her off the ropes. Bette readied herself for a clothesline, but Alyssa ducked under bounced off the other ropes. Bette turned, but Alyssa already flew past her back toward the first side of ropes. Alyssa bounced again and nailed Bette in the back of the head with a dropkick. Bette staggered as she all but went down. Alyssa did a leg sweep and took Bette down. Alyssa grabbed a hold of Bette's ankles and held them as she landed a couple nasty crotch stomps. Bette howled in pain as she took the blows. Alyssa moved in just a little too close though and Bette was able to grab her ankle and unbalance her. The little brunette dropped to the canvas.

Bette tried to keep a hold of Alyssa's ankle. Alyssa kicked out with her feet and connected to Bette's ribs, which forced Bette to release the ankle. The two battlers got up and prepared to continue the fight. Alyssa tried to get past Bette and get behind her to attack, but Bette grabbed her arm and whipped Alyssa into the corner. Bette charged in right after her and splashed her. Alyssa yelled in pain as her body was squashed between Bette at full speed and the turnbuckle. Bette backed off and Alyssa dropped like a heap to the canvas. Bette flipped the little brunette over and went for a pin. Alyssa kicked out at a two count, much to Bette's annoyance. Bette grabbed Alyssa by the hair again and whipped the little brunette into the corner again. She went for that same splash again. Alyssa ducked and rolled away like she did at the start of the match as Bette approached. Bette slammed into the corner. Alyssa approached but not too closely. Alyssa hung back and lined herself up and kicked with her strength as she nailed Bette from behind with another pussy kick. Bette shrieked in pain and went down hard. Alyssa tried to pin Bette, but the bigger woman easily shoved her off with barely a two count.

Alyssa got up and hauled Bette to her feet by the hair. Alyssa tried to whip Bette, but Bette caught her in a bearhug and started to choke the air out of Alyssa with the powerful bearhug move. Alyssa grunted and groaned as she tried to escape. She didn't have the right angle to headbutt Bette and she got worried. Alyssa brought her hands down and karate chopped Bette in the shoulder blades. Bette yelped in pain and released the brunette. Alyssa tried for a pin again, but once again was unsuccessful.

Alyssa decided that it was time to put away Bette. Alyssa grabbed at Bette's shorts and tugged them partway down around her knees. Alyssa then yanked at Bette's top and pulled it up a little, so it trapped her arms and partially blinded her as well. Alyssa got on top of Bette and sunk her nails into Bette's bra and started to maul her tits. Sarah tried to best to stop Alyssa, but Alyssa refused to listen. Only when threatened with a DQ did Alyssa release Bette's hurt boobs, but the damage had already been done. Bette was still trapped, and Alyssa went back to work. Alyssa stomped on Bette's crotch several more times and then stomped on her tits. Alyssa nailed her with a couple leg drops across the throat and tits. After being worked over for several minutes. Bette finally freed herself of her top. Alyssa grabbed the discarded and ripped top and began to choke Bette with it. It took Sarah several times to get Alyssa to release the choke. Bette was nearly out, from the stomps and choking. Alyssa grabbed her and hauled her up to her feet by the hair. Alyssa whipped her off the ropes and put her down hard with a clothesline. Alyssa then dropped her elbow a couple times to Bette's tits.

Alyssa flipped the bigger girl over and trapped her in a schoolgirl pin position. Bette should have been easily able to knock Alyssa off, but in her weakened state, she didn't even try. Sarah got into position and counted, "1... 2... 3..." The bell rang, "DING! DING! DING!" Sarah grabbed Alyssa hand and raised it up in victory. Sarah said, "The winner of the third match in the preliminary round is ALYSSA MILANO!"

Alyssa proudly raised her arms in victory as she walked back to the dressing room. She wiggled her ass and tits suggestively for all her fans as she walked.

Bette got up angrily and stormed back to the dressing room to change clothes again and leave.
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Fight 4: Elizabeth Montgomery vs. Sarah Jessica Parker

Through witchcraft, Elizabeth Montgomery, who played Samantha on the TV Show "Bewitched" in the late 1960s, was brought forward in time to the present day exactly as she appeared during the filming of the show. She was thrilled to see how many "Witch" shows and movies exist now, and was excited to take part in the fight tournament. She picked a pair of cutoff jeans and a crop top to wear for the fight.

Sarah Jessica Parker, considered by many to be among the dirtiest of the fighters in the tournament, figured that Elizabeth would be no competition, and an easy win. Sarah picked out a pair of short shorts and a tight tank top to wear for the fight.

Both ladies waited anxiously in their corner for the fight to begin. Charisma Carpenter was the referee for this fight. On her mark, the bell rang, and the fight began.

Elizabeth started off cautiously, while Sarah immediately charged at her opponent. Sarah grabbed at Elizabeth's hair as soon as she was in range and clamped on a headlock. Sarah grabbed at Elizabeth's shorts, hoisted the blonde into the air and then suplexed her up and over, onto her back. Elizabeth grunted as she hit the canvas. Sarah charged in, as she went for an elbow drop. Elizabeth rolled away, and Sarah landed hard. Liz got up and grabbed Sarah by the hair. She whipped Sarah into the corner and then charged in with a knee to the gut. Sarah doubled over in pain. Liz dropped her to the canvas with an ax-handle across the back. Sarah groaned and tried to get up, but Liz jumped on her back and clamped on a camel clutch. Liz poured on the pressure, but Sarah refused to give. Frustrated, Liz released the hold, and clamped on a surfboard hold. Sarah squealed as her arms were bent back and Liz dug her foot into her back. Sarah managed to roll around a little and unseat Liz's hold a little. That gave Sarah just enough of a chance to roll away and get some room to regroup. Sarah started to get up, but Liz was right on her and grabbed a fistful of her hair. Liz went for a whip to the corner, but Sarah reversed it and sent Liz to the corner instead. Sarah charged in after her and nailed Liz with a kick to the pussy. Liz yelped in pain. Sarah continued her brutal attack as she raked her nails across Liz's face. Liz shrieked in pain as she was blinded. Charisma warned Sarah that if she does that again, she's disqualified. Sarah went to argue, but decided to concentrate on Liz instead. Sarah grabbed a fistful of Liz's hair and gave her a bulldog to the canvas. Sarah hoisted Liz up by the hair again. This time Liz was ready and surprised Sarah with a forearm smash to the tits. Sarah gasped, not expecting that attack. Liz continued and whipped Sarah into the ropes. She put Sarah down with a clothesline across the throat.

Liz grabbed at Sarah's hair and went to haul to her up. This time, it was Sarah who was ready. She lunged and football tackled Liz into the corner. Liz grunted as her back hit the turnbuckle. Sarah drilled lefts and rights into Liz's belly, ribs and tits until her arms got tired. Liz stumbled forward as she sucked in air to regain her breath. Sarah dropped her with an ax-handle to the back. Liz struggled to her knees, only to be hauled up by Sarah and shoved into the corner again. Sarah went back on the attack with forearm smashes to the tits. Liz retaliated with a kick to the crotch that staggered Sarah and sent her away in pain. Liz knew she needed to continue her attack now. She grabbed Sarah by the hair and whipped her off the ropes. She downed Sarah with a clothesline. Liz bounced off the ropes herself and added to the damage with a knee drop to the kidney. Sarah moaned.

Liz grabbed Sarah's legs and locked on a Boston Crab hold. She tried to demand a surrender by Sarah refused. Liz tried to bend further back and add more pressure, but she bent a little too far and Sarah got a good hold of her hair and yanked her down and over.

Both beauties got up slowly and watched each other for their chance to strike. Sarah charged at Liz and went for a kneelift, but Liz dodged it, and Sarah dropped down onto her own back. Liz quickly capitalized on that mistake as she grabbed Sarah's ankles and dropped her knee into Sarah's open crotch. Sarah screamed as she again took a nasty below the belt shot. Liz rolled Sarah's legs over a little further and trapped her for a pin. Charisma quickly moved in and started the pin count. She only got to two before Sarah kicked free.

Liz was annoyed and frustrated that Sarah got free. She pulled her adversary to her feet by the hair and whipped her off the ropes for another clothesline. Sarah ducked under the move and bounced off the other ropes. Liz couldn't see, but her instincts told her to duck, which she wisely did and just barely avoided Sarah's retaliatory clothesline. Sarah sailed into the ropes again. Liz set herself and both women went down from mutual clotheslines.

They both struggled to their feet, but Liz was a bit faster. She ran against the ropes and bounced. Sarah made it to her feet just in time to be met by a dropkick to the tits that sent her into and almost through the ropes. Sarah was angered and charged at Liz. Liz skillfully hiptossed her attacker and went for another pin. Again Sarah kicked out at two. Sarah rolled Liz over and went for a pin of her own. She only got a count of two, before Liz freed herself.

Liz gave Sarah a shove and got up. Liz made it up a bit faster again, and trapped Sarah in a headlock. She gave Sarah a bulldog and put her down hard. Liz grabbed Sarah by the hair and pulled her up to her knees and trapped her in a standing headscissors. Liz grabbed Sarah's legs and hoisted them up in the air. Liz dumped Sarah down on her head, with a perfect piledriver. Sarah shrieked, as she all but passed out from the pain. Liz strutted around and surveyed the damage for a few minutes. She draped her body across Sarah's and secured a cross-body pin. Charisma moved in and started her count, "1... 2.... 3" The bell rang, "DING! DING! DING!" Liz got up, and Sarah was still just laying there on the canvas. Charisma grabbed Elizabeth Montgomery's arm and raised it into the air. She said, "The winner of the fourth match in the preliminary round is ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY!"

Liz strutted around, danced and wiggled for her fans, as she went to back dressing rooms. A cold splash of water revived Sarah. She sobbed as she realized that she had been knocked out.
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Fight 5: Cher vs. Michelle Pfeiffer

Cher and Michelle stared at each other with menacing glares as they both waited in their corners for the fight to start. Cher had picked a leather halter top and shorts for her outfit. Michelle had picked a white tube top and shorts for the fight. Sarah Gellar returned as the referee for this match. Like before, she waited until the ladies were settled in their corners. She gave the signal and the "DING!" sounded to start the fight.

Cher came at Michelle quickly, while Michelle stood her ground and waited. As Cher approached, Michelle took her down with a hiptoss. She quickly followed up with a elbow to the ribs. Both women got up quickly. Cher again charged at her opponent. Michelle set herself for the hiptoss again. Cher saw it and Michelle took a kick to the gut. Michelle staggered back. Cher lunged and splashed Michelle into the corner. Michelle grunted in pain as she hit hard. Cher started to punch at the trapped blonde's face and tits. She landed several good blows. Michelle retaliated with a couple solid tit punches that backed Cher away. Michelle grabbed Cher's arm and whipped her off the ropes. As she bounced, Michelle nailed her with an elbow to the tits that put the brunette down hard. Michelle tried to get an early pin, but she barely got a one count from Sarah Gellar before Cher kicked out.

Michelle grabbed Cher by the hair again and whipped her to the corner. Michelle dropped Cher down again with a monkey flip to the middle of the ring. Michelle charged in for a leg drop across the tits, but Cher rolled away and watched as Michelle landed hard. Cher grabbed the blonde by the hair and hoisted her up. She pulled Michelle by her hair to the corner where she slammed Michelle's head into the turnbuckle a few times. Michelle started to see stars, but she still managed to block Cher's next slam and slam her into the turnbuckle. Michelle grabbed Cher and whipped her into the ropes. Michelle ran as well. She nearly took Cher's head off with a powerful running kick to the head. Cher groaned as she went down hard. Michelle splashed down on top of Cher and locked in a grapevine hold. Michelle struggled to try to get a pin or a submission, but Cher wouldn't comply. Frustrated, Michelle released the grapevine and got up. Cher's legs were in a lot of pain from the grapevine, and she didn't go anywhere. Michelle grabbed Cher's leg and trapped her in a stepover toehold, once again trying to get a submission. Cher cried out in pain, but still refused to give. Cher moved her free leg into position and kicked Michelle away hard.

Michelle got up, but Cher was already up and battered her with a hard kick to the jaw. Michelle slumped back down, blood on her mouth. Cher taunted Michelle to "get up and fight." Michelle spun around. Before Cher figured out what Michelle was doing, Michelle nailed her with a kick to the kneecap. Cher howled in pain and dropped to the canvas. Michelle snaked her long legs around Cher's neck and secured a headscissors. Michelle poured on the pressure and squeezed as hard as she could. Cher gasped as she struggled to get out of the hold, only to fail. She got desperate. Cher raked her nails down Michelle's legs, which elicited a scream from the blonde along with a quick release of the scissors. Michelle rolled away and checked her legs, while Cher got up. Michelle turned just in time to see Cher's foot nail her face and put her back down. Michelle got back up. Cher moved in and clobbered her with a solid hook to the jaw. Michelle dropped, glassy-eyed. Cher grabbed Michelle's leg and went for a pin. Sarah Gellar moved in for the count. Cher only got a two count before Michelle kicked out.

Cher grabbed Michelle's hair again and hauled her up to her feet. Cher cocked back her fist for another blow, but Michelle blocked it and countered with a roundhouse to Cher's face that spun her head around. Michelle gave Cher a shove and battered her back and kidneys with a flurry of punches. Cher escaped with an elbow smash to the tits that forced Michelle away. Cher spun and fired a big kick that would have slammed into Michelle's head, but Michelle had just barely ducked before the blow hit.

The two women locked up at mid ring and started to push and shove each other as they sought an advantage. Cher tried to lock on a headlock, but Michelle avoided Cher's arm. Michelle countered and trapped Cher in a headlock of her own and then dropped the brunette with a suplex. Cher groaned as she hit the canvas. Michelle covered Cher and secured a pin. Sarah moved in and counted. Cher knocked Michelle loose at a nearly three count. Michelle complained to Sarah that she should have counted faster, and the two blondes started to argue. That gave Cher time to get herself together and she put Michelle down with a dropkick. Cher went for a pin, but only got a two count.

Michelle was furious at that blow. She fought the pain and nailed Cher with a hard crotch kick. Cher yelped in pain. Michelle secured her position and trapped Cher in another grapevine hold. She held the brunette down securely as Sarah counted, "1...2...3" The bell rang, "DING! DING! DING!" Michelle got to her feet and smiled. Sarah grabbed her arm and raised it up, "The winner of the fifth fight of the preliminary round is MICHELLE PFEIFFER!"

Michelle smiled and wiggled for her fans as she strutted back to the dressing room.

Cher got up slowly and waited until she was sure that Michelle was gone before she went to leave.
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Fight 6: Shannen Doherty vs. Susan Sarandon

Shannen Doherty stared with contempt at her older rival across the ring. Shannen playfully and suggestively wiggled her hips and showed off her cleavage for all her fans while she waited for the fight to start. Her cutoff jean shorts and spaghetti string tanktop did little to cover her feminine assets, which was exactly the objective of the outfit.

Susan Sarandon paced nervously in her corner as she waited. She did little modeling or suggestive moves for her fans. She was more interested in getting the fight started than anything else. She wore a much more conservative white cotton T-shirt and matching shorts.

Charisma had the referee duties for this match, and she waited until everything looked good and gave the signal. The familiar "DING!" started the fight.

Susan's nervousness was obviously just a ploy as she quickly took the fight to her younger adversary. She moved in fast and nailed her with a swift kick and a hairpull flip that sent Shannen to the canvas, slightly dazed. Susan quickly followed up with a splash onto her dazed rival. Shannen grunted as Susan's full weight crashed down onto her. Susan got up and hairpulled Shannen to her feet. Susan whipped Shannen into the ropes and caught her as she came off with a running powerslam. Shannen moaned as her whole ached from that move. Susan had no intention of letting up on her hurt rival. Susan set herself up for a big legdrop to the tits, but Shannen managed to roll out of the way just at the last second. Both women struggled to their feet. Shannen was more hurt and therefore just a little slower. Susan grabbed her by the hair again and whipped the lithe brunette into the corner. Susan chased in after her and splashed her against the turnbuckle. Shannen went down hard. The brunette kept her wits about her and she yanked on Susan's ankle and toppled her rival.

Shannen went on the attack as she grabbed a hold of Susan's hair and pulled her up. Susan went right back down again after a knee to the face. Shannen held her opponent as she trapped her in a neck scissors. Shannen struggled as she poured on the pressure and tried to choke out her adversary. Susan fought back and she yanked on Shannen's shorts. She gave the little brunette a painful wedgie. Shannen finally gave and released her scissors and rolled away.

The two women got up and faced off again. They pushed and shoved as they struggled for an advantage. Susan's size advantage took over and she forced Shannen into the corner again. She whipped Shannen across the ring into the opposite corner and then chased her down. Shannen ducked and rolled just as Susan approached and Susan slammed hard into the turnbuckle. Shannen got up fast and nailed her with kidney punches as she groaned in pain. Shannen grabbed a fistful of Susan's hair. She slammed her head into the turnbuckle twice before Susan reversed it, and Shannen got her head slammed into the turnbuckle. Shannen escaped with a backfist to the tits.

Shannen spun and lashed out with a big kick that caught Susan squarely in the mouth and snapped her head to the side. Susan twisted and went down hard. Shannen went for a pin. Charisma counted, but she only got to a two count before Susan bucked Shannen off.

Shannen got up and pulled Susan up by the hair. Susan responded with a punch right between Shannen's legs. Shannen shrieked in pain as Susan pounded her crotch with her fist. Shannen would have gone done, but Susan didn't let her as she secured a chokehold on Shannen. Charisma demanded that Susan release the choke. Susan did, but only after she chokeslammed the brunette to the canvas. Shannen rolled in pain. Susan kneedropped Shannen in the crotch and pinned her. Somehow, Shannen managed to kick out and get free just before the three count.

Susan hauled Shannen to her feet and whipped her to the corner. Susan chased in after her, but Shannen evaded. Shannen pivoted and turned and kicked Susan twice in the crotch as she was trapped in the corner. Susan cried out in pain. Shannen grabbed her rival by the hair and flipped her over and down. Shannen climbed to the top rope and set herself for a wicked kneedrop to the tits. Susan couldn't roll away in time and she took the full force of the blow on her tits. Shannen grabbed Susan's leg and secured a pin hold on her. Charisma moved in for the count. Once again, Susan managed to beat the count and kick out.

Shannen got frustrated and grabbed Susan's legs. She twisted her around and over in a Boston Crab hold. Susan yelled in pain and screamed but refused to surrender as Shannen worked over her lower back. Shannen suddenly released the hold and nailed her with a big leg drop to the lower back. Shannen then trapped Susan in a surfboard hold as she continued to work over that injured lower back. Susan screamed in pain, but still refused to give Shannen a surrender.

Shannen flipped Susan over and trapped her in a matchbook pin position. Charisma moved into position and started her count. Susan struggled to try and kick out, but Shannen had her this time.

Charisma counted, "1... 2... 3" The bell rang, "DING! DING! DING!"

Shannen got up, sweaty, bruised and bloody, but still victorious. Charisma held her hand up and said, "The winner of the sixth fight in the preliminary round is SHANNEN DOHERTY!"

Shannen strutted around and wiggled for her fans as they applauded. Susan left the ring frustrated after she gave Shannen a dropkick that sent her flying forward through the ropes and down to the floor. Shannen got up dazed, but still victorious.
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Fight 7: Nicole Kidman vs. Barbara Eden

Just like had been done with Elizabeth Montgomery, Barbara Eden was brought to the tournament as her character from the 1960s from her 1960s TV show, in prime condition.

Nicole Kidman paced anxiously and glared at her opponent across the ring. Nicole picked out a short blue front-tie crop top T-shirt and matching short shorts to wear to fight in. The big blonde stretched and limbered up in her corner. She bent and wiggled suggestively as well, making sure to give her fans a good view as she warmed up.

Barbara Eden was unimpressed and unintimidated by Nicole's display, and she glared back contemptuously. Barbara matched Nicole's displays as she also wiggled and flirted for her fans during her warm up for the fight. Barbara was not to be outdone in her attire and she chose a crop top and shorts very similar to her Genie outfit on her show to fight in.

Sarah Gellar returned as the referee once again. She watched the two battlers and when they were set and she was happy, she gave the signal. The "DING!" sounded and the fight began.

The two blonde beauties approached each other slowly, watching for an opportunity. Then they suddenly locked up at mid-ring. Both beauties began to push and shove the other as they sought to gain control. Barbara managed to trap Nicole in a headlock. She grabbed Nicole's short shorts and hoisted her up for a suplex. Nicole landed hard, but she quickly sprung to her feet, and grabbed a surprised Barbara in a headlock and then elevated her for a retaliatory suplex. Barbara also landed hard, but she forced herself to her feet fast before Nicole could continue her attack. The beauties locked up again, this time they went straight for the hair. They each grabbed two fists of blonde hair, as they tugged violently from side to side in an attempt to unbalance the other woman. Nicole began to slowly force Barbara to the corner as they tugged on each other's hair. Nicole gave Barbara a hard yank and a shove to force her against the turnbuckle. Barbara was ready however, and as Nicole shoved she pivoted and shoved. Nicole found her own body forced into the corner instead. She lurched over as Barbara slammed a knee into her gut. Nicole ended up with her face in the canvas as Barbara put her down with an ax-handle across the back.

Nicole started to get to her knees. Barbara helped her out with a rough pull of the hair that brought Nicole to her feet. Barbara whipped Nicole off the ropes. Nicole bounced and started back. Both women went down hard to the canvas as they both hit with mutual clotheslines. They each struggled to get up. Barbara was a little faster and went to hoist Nicole into the air for a bodyslam, but Nicole blocked it and hoisted Barbara to the air and gave her a bodyslam instead. Nicole went for a pin. Sarah started her count, but only got to a one count before Barbara kicked free. Nicole got up and nailed Barbara with a quick elbowdrop to the boobs. Barbara yelped in pain as Nicole's elbow landed hard. Nicole hairpulled Barbara to her feet and whipped her off the ropes. She nailed Barbara with a running forearm smash to the tits. Barbara went down with a moan, in pain. Nicole went in for another pin.

Sarah counted. Nicole only got a two count before Barbara got free. Barbara quickly pivoted and flipped. She pinned Nicole. Sarah started a count for her. Nicole kicked loose at the two count. Nicole tried to flip Barbara again for another pin attempt, but Barbara rolled away. The two blondes got up slowly and warily as they watched each other for a chance for a quick strike.

Nicole thought she saw a chance and she lunged. Barbara skillfully hiptossed her attacker and sent Nicole to the canvas. Barbara locked on an armbar hold as she wickedly twisted Nicole's arm. Nicole reversed it and poured the pressure on Barbara's arm. Nicole gave the arm a hard yank and then a kick to the gut. Barbara coughed as she went down with a groan. Barbara rolled. As Nicole charged in for a splash, Barbara kicked out and nailed Nicole in the gut with a solid kick. Nicole gasped and went down. Barbara got up and hauled Nicole to her feet. She shoved the big blonde into the corner and nailed her with a forearm to the tits and then plastered her boobs with lefts and rights. Barbara followed up with a hard hook to the head that snapped Nicole's head to the side and made her see stars. Nicole still didn't go down, much to Barbara's annoyance. She put Nicole down with a hard kick to the pussy. Nicole shrieked and dropped.

Barbara thought she had an assured victory and she draped her body over Nicole's for a pin. Sarah moved in and counted. But Barbara only got a two count before Nicole kicked free. Barbara started to argue with Sarah that she counted slow. Barbara was busy as she argued with Sarah and didn't notice Nicole get up. Nicole moved in slowly and she clobbered Barbara in the jaw with a hard punch. Barbara staggered. Nicole followed with a kick that cranked Barbara's head around to the side and started a flow of blood from her mouth. Barbara staggered again. Nicole hoisted Barbara into the air and slammed her down hard to the canvas. Nicole went for a pin, but Barbara managed to beat it, as Sarah only gave Nicole a two count.

Nicole thought she had it, but wasn't going to argue it and make the mistake that Barbara did. She concentrated on her opponent instead. Nicole gave Barbara several brutal stomps to the crotch. Nicole grabbed Barbara's leg and gave her a nasty knee drop into the crotch. Barbara cried out in pain. Nicole held Barbara's leg and twisted them over to secure a pin position. Sarah moved in and counted again. "1... 2.... 3" The bell rang "DING! DING! DING!" Nicole got up and Sarah grabbed her arm and raised it in the air. Sarah said, "The winner of the seventh match in the preliminary round is NICOLE KIDMAN!"

The crowd whistled and applauded as the bruised and battered Kidman smiled and waved her way back to the dressing room. An annoyed Barbara stayed in the ring and argued more with Sarah, almost ready to hit Sarah, for losing her the match.
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Fight 8: Elizabeth Allen vs. Robia La Morte

Everyone wondered what would happen with this fight, as all three of the participants were costars. Elizabeth and Robia had both had recurring guest parts on "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer" as Amy Madison and Jenny Calendar, respectively. And Charisma Carpenter, the referee, had played Cordelia Chase as a regular star for the first three seasons of the show.

Elizabeth was clearly nervous and worried as she paced in her corner and tugged at her pretty yellow crop top and shorts. She had fought on TV shows before, especially for "Buffy" but she'd never been in a real wrestling match before and it worried the young blonde.

Meanwhile, Robia looked calm, cool and collected as she glared at her blonde adversary across the ring. Robia dressed in a black crop top and shorts. She brushed her long black hair back as she waited for the fight to start.

Charisma waited for a minute and was ready to start the fight, when Elizabeth got up her courage and walked across the ring to Robia. She said, "Robia, we've worked together. We've been costars. There is no need for this to get nasty. Let's just have a good clean, fair fight, and may the best woman win. OK?"

Robia smiled and said, "Sure." She extended her hand to shake. Elizabeth moved in and grabbed her hand. Robia gave a yank and pulled Elizabeth in, and she gave her a brutal crotch kick. Elizabeth moaned in pain as she dropped. Robia hissed, "This is a fight little girl, not a game. There's only one rule. WIN!" Robia lashed out and stomped on the downed girl's already bruised crotch. Elizabeth got one of her legs into position and she kicked her adversary away slightly, giving her a little breathing room, and a chance to roll away and regroup a little bit. The kick caught Robia in the thigh and knocked her away slightly, but she went right back on the attack as hauled Elizabeth to her feet by the hair. She whipped the girl off the ropes. Elizabeth ducked under Robia's waiting clothesline attack. Elizabeth bounced off the opposite rope and she nailed Robia with a drop kick to the head. Elizabeth went down hard, still in pain, but so did Robia.

Elizabeth fought through the pain in her crotch and forced herself up. Elizabeth hauled Robia to her feet by the hair and then shoved her into the corner. Elizabeth put her right back down in the middle of the ring with a monkey flip. Elizabeth continued her attack with a headlock that lead into a bulldog right back to the canvas. Elizabeth went for an elbowdrop, but Robia rolled away. Robia hauled the blonde to her feet again and whipped her off the ropes. She stopped Elizabeth in her tracks with a forearm to the tits. Robia slammed the girl down to the canvas hard and then went for a pin. Charisma moved in fast and started her count, but Robia only got a two count before Elizabeth kicked free.

Robia pulled the blonde to her feet and trapped her in a headlock and chokehold combination hold and ran at the corner where she slammed Elizabeth's head into the turnbuckle. Elizabeth was dazed, and would have gone down except for Robia's hold on her. Robia hoisted the blonde up and sat her down on the top turnbuckle. She then climbed the ropes herself and set up for a huge top rope suplex to put Elizabeth down and out for the count. Suddenly, Elizabeth unloaded two hard punches to Robia's ribs and the brunette staggered and fell off the ropes. Elizabeth got to her feet on the rope and lunged. The dazed Robia saw her adversary coming too late. Elizabeth landed with her knee squarely into Robia's open crotch. Robia howled in pain. Elizabeth grabbed a leg and pinned Robia down. Charisma moved in fast and counted. Robia kicked out just barely before the three count would have ended the match.

An infuriated Elizabeth got up and delivered several hard stomps to Robia's now damaged crotch, as she sneered, "How do you like it, slut?" Elizabeth held Robia's leg apart wide and dropped her knee into Robia's crotch, adding further damage as Robia howled in pain.

Elizabeth pulled Robia up by the hair and whipped her off the ropes. Robia came off the ropes and nearly got her head taken off as Elizabeth nailed her with a brutal kick to the head. Robia slumped to the canvas. Elizabeth grabbed her by the hair and clamped on a standing head scissors. She suffocated the brunette for a while before she ended the move with a piledriver that all but knocked Robia out. Elizabeth went for the pin again, but somehow Robia willed the strength to kick out just before the three count once again.

Elizabeth was determined now. She grabbed the brunette's legs and flipped her over. Elizabeth bent Robia's back over hard, as she secure the Boston Crab hold. Robia yelled in pain, as she bent felt like it would break. The more Robia yelled, the more it proved to Elizabeth that she shouldn't let go. Elizabeth poured on the pressure. She demanded, "Do you give, slut?"

Robia hissed, "Go to hell, bitch!"

Elizabeth just added to pressure and bent her back over further, as she hurt Robia's back more and more with each passing second. Elizabeth fumed, "I'm not going to fucking ask again. Do you give, you stupid slut?"

Robia wanted to say something smart back, but the pain was getting to be too much. She sobbed out, "Yes! I give! Please quit."

At that, Elizabeth let go of the Boston Crab and dumped Robia to the canvas in a tearful heap.

The bell rang, "DING! DING! DING!"

Charisma came over and took Elizabeth's hand and raised it in the air as she said, "The winner of the eighth and final match of the preliminary round is ELIZABETH ALLEN!"

Elizabeth raised her hands proudly and smiled to her fans as she paraded around the ring. She got set to climb out of the ring, but she first went back to Robia and gave her one last stomp to the crotch as she said, "Bitch!" Then she left.

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